Do you still take requests? If you do, could you give this a shot?
Render: N/A
Size: Whatever, not too big, not too small.
Styles/Colors: I'd like to have gold color & effects on the left side & silver color & effects on the right side. Both sides meet in the middle and maybe put some kind of impact effect there, maybe black.
Text: Right in the middle where the colors meet put Coach in large letters (try all capitals on the letters, if it's ugly, then do whatever.) In some cool font.
Other: 1 px border that goes all the way around the sig.
Siggy proudly brought to you by .Impact!
[insert random quote or phrase that makes the sig space look less bare]