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albert wesker Posted: 14:47 Jun12 2013
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granted but you get sunburn easily and there is no sunscreen
I wish for I pie I will eat with only satisfaction and not death or sickness
I wish for I pie I will eat with only satisfaction and not death or sickness
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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:31 Jun13 2013
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Granted, but you eat too much pie and get so fat they need to take out a wall to get you out of your house.
I wish for partially cloudy skies so I don't get sunburned in the 70-degree weather.
I wish for partially cloudy skies so I don't get sunburned in the 70-degree weather.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
albert wesker Posted: 15:48 Jun14 2013
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granted but is super humid and you get skin cancer from the 150 degrees weather
I wish I could get skinny again so I could eat more pie
I wish I could get skinny again so I could eat more pie
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:33 Jun16 2013
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That's not 70 degrees, then, is it?
Granted, but then you discover you don't like pie anymore.
I wish for 70 degree weather that doesn't somehow mysteriously turn into 150 degrees.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
albert wesker Posted: 12:54 Jun16 2013
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Granted but you get sunburn
I wish I liked pie again
I wish I liked pie again
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Keyblade21 Posted: 02:38 Jun17 2013
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Granted, but instead of regular pie, you like 4 months old pie.
I wish I had an awesome beard.
I wish I had an awesome beard.
albert wesker Posted: 04:52 Jun17 2013
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granted but its not your beard
I wish for a spoon with my pie
I wish for a spoon with my pie
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CrypticWizard Posted: 16:01 Jun17 2013
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Granted, but it's got a combination of the T-Virus, the G-Virus, and the C-Virus on it.
I wish I could play RE4 on my computer.
I wish I could play RE4 on my computer.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
albert wesker Posted: 15:51 Jun21 2013
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granted but I come over and impale you and eat you then turn into a butterfly thing and fly away
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CrypticWizard Posted: 23:09 Jun21 2013
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Granted, but since you didn't make a wish, you cease to exist.
I wish that now nonexistent person had made a wish.
I wish that now nonexistent person had made a wish.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
albert wesker Posted: 23:42 Jun21 2013
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granted but I become existent
I wish for a perfect pie that I eat and enjoy without any harm done
I wish for a perfect pie that I eat and enjoy without any harm done
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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:15 Jun22 2013
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Granted, but any pie you eat after that one makes you violently sick.
I wish Jake would stop wishing for pie.
I wish Jake would stop wishing for pie.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
albert wesker Posted: 17:59 Jun23 2013
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Granted but Jake will wish for cake.
what's the big deal
I wish for CW to die.
what's the big deal
I wish for CW to die.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:37 Jun23 2013
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Not granted, you can't wish for someone to die.
These are the Rules Of Wishing...
1: You can't wish for someone to die.
2: You can't wish a dead person back to life.
3: You can't wish for someone to love you.
4: You can't wish for more wishes.
I wish Jake understood the Rules Of Wishing.
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These are the Rules Of Wishing...
1: You can't wish for someone to die.
2: You can't wish a dead person back to life.
3: You can't wish for someone to love you.
4: You can't wish for more wishes.
I wish Jake understood the Rules Of Wishing.
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Jun 23rd 2013 »
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
albert wesker Posted: 22:25 Jun26 2013
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WHAT?!?! there are rules WHAT!!!!
Granted but I find a loop hole.
I wish CW will let me break the rules.
Granted but I find a loop hole.
I wish CW will let me break the rules.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:08 Jun27 2013
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Granted, but the person who actually made the rules (it wasn't me) finds out you've been breaking them and has you executed.
I wish Jake hadn't tried to break the rules.
I wish Jake hadn't tried to break the rules.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
albert wesker Posted: 13:26 Jun27 2013
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Granted but he gets executed.
I wish for afterlife pie.
I wish for afterlife pie.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:34 Jun27 2013
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Granted, but the afterlife pie eats you instead of you eating it.
I wish Jake could have the pie he wanted so he'd stop wishing for pie.
I wish Jake could have the pie he wanted so he'd stop wishing for pie.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
albert wesker Posted: 13:37 Jun27 2013
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Granted but I will wish for pie ingredients.
(You don't like pie?)
I wish CW will be less sensitive about my pie wishing.
(You don't like pie?)
I wish CW will be less sensitive about my pie wishing.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:39 Jun27 2013
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Granted, but then you hate every pie you eat and will never ever like them again even by wishing for it.
I wish Jake would think of something else to wish for.
BTW: I do like pie, but cheesecake is my favorite dessert.
I wish Jake would think of something else to wish for.
BTW: I do like pie, but cheesecake is my favorite dessert.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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