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KingofCorn Posted: 00:45 Apr16 2014
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KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
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Granted but then they get hijacked.
I wish for food.
I wish for food.
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:22 Apr16 2014
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Granted, but it's food you don't like.
I wish the buses didn't get hijacked.
I wish the buses didn't get hijacked.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 23:10 Apr16 2014
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KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
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Granted. They get blown up but Nicolas Cage.
I wish everyone was Nicolas Cage.
I wish everyone was Nicolas Cage.
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:36 Apr17 2014
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Granted, but since there is only one Nicolas Cage, everyone who is not him is erased from existence and he is the only one left.
I wish Nicolas Cage didn't blow up the buses.
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Apr 17th 2014 »
I wish Nicolas Cage didn't blow up the buses.
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Apr 17th 2014 »
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 00:04 Apr18 2014
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KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
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Granted but he screamed at them for 3 hours straight.
I wish I had a super soaker.
I wish I had a super soaker.
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:57 Apr18 2014
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Granted, but the tank has a hole in it so all the water leaks out.
I wish Nicolas Cage would leave the buses alone, and that they ran on the same schedule on weekends.
I wish Nicolas Cage would leave the buses alone, and that they ran on the same schedule on weekends.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Street Kombat Posted: 21:53 Apr21 2014
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Street Kombat
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Granted, but you get banned from using them.
I wish for a Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter cross-over game that doesn't suck.
Plug in and power up!
I wish for a Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter cross-over game that doesn't suck.
Plug in and power up!
CrypticWizard Posted: 10:56 Apr23 2014
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Granted, but it's only released in Japan.
I wish I was allowed to use the buses that ran later on the weekends.
I wish I was allowed to use the buses that ran later on the weekends.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Edward Snowden Posted: 17:16 Apr28 2014
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Edward Snowden
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Granted, but the buses make you pay extra fares.
Now I wish to obtain immortality.
Now I wish to obtain immortality.
Nintendo Entertainment System, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Game-Cube, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo Wii U, Sony PlayStation, Sony PlayStation 2, Sony PlayStation 3, Sony PlayStation 4, Microsoft Xbox, Microsoft Xbox 360, Microsoft Xbox One, Sega Master System, Sega Genesis, Sega Saturn, Sega Dream-Cast, Windows PC CD-ROM, Windows PC CD-ROM Software, Windows PC Online, Windows PC DVD.
CrypticWizard Posted: 18:52 Apr28 2014
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Granted, but then Workd War III breaks out and you are the only survivor.
I wish to win the Publishers Clearinghouse sweepstakes.
I wish to win the Publishers Clearinghouse sweepstakes.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Edward Snowden Posted: 19:22 Apr28 2014
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Edward Snowden
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Woah, you replied, it's rare to see that happening here. I'm used to people instantly replying back when I was still a GameSpot member. Until that stupid moderator banned me for trolling him and for him taking my jokes too personally! Hopefully, you are nicer and don't ban people for taking troll jokes that aren't even extreme personally right?
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Granted, but the sweepstakes were a scandal set up by the government as a spying tactic.
Here's a good one: I wish to attain godhood and become a god.
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Granted, but the sweepstakes were a scandal set up by the government as a spying tactic.
Here's a good one: I wish to attain godhood and become a god.
Nintendo Entertainment System, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Game-Cube, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo Wii U, Sony PlayStation, Sony PlayStation 2, Sony PlayStation 3, Sony PlayStation 4, Microsoft Xbox, Microsoft Xbox 360, Microsoft Xbox One, Sega Master System, Sega Genesis, Sega Saturn, Sega Dream-Cast, Windows PC CD-ROM, Windows PC CD-ROM Software, Windows PC Online, Windows PC DVD.
CrypticWizard Posted: 14:17 May02 2014
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Granted, but you do so without the consent of the Elder Gods and the send their champions to destroy you.
I wish for someone else to pay all my bills for one year without me needing to pay them back.
I wish for someone else to pay all my bills for one year without me needing to pay them back.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Street Kombat Posted: 19:56 May16 2014
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Granted, but then the next year all your bills are doubled.
I wish for strawberry Pop-Tarts.
Plug in and power up!
I wish for strawberry Pop-Tarts.
Plug in and power up!
CrypticWizard Posted: 00:47 May24 2014
Post ID: 3320199
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Granted, but they get stuck in the toaster and start an electrical fire that goes out of control and burns down the entire city.
I wish for all diseases to be curable.
I wish for all diseases to be curable.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 12:16 Jun24 2014
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Avoid the Noid.
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Granted but then new ones come about and kill more people then ever before.
I wish for a new AR-15.
I wish for a new AR-15.
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:24 Jun25 2014
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Granted, but it's just a piece of paper with "AR-15" printed on it.
I wish I knew what an AR-15 is.
I wish I knew what an AR-15 is.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 15:06 Jul04 2014
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Granted, it's a gun. And WHOOPS, you blast your own foot off with it! OUCH!!
I wish to find myself surrounded by tons of vegan chocolate that I need to eat my way out of...
I wish to find myself surrounded by tons of vegan chocolate that I need to eat my way out of...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 22:24 Jul04 2014
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Granted, but eating all that chocolate, even vegan, makes you sick to your stomach.
I wish for a never-ending supply of strawberry cheesecake.
I wish for a never-ending supply of strawberry cheesecake.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 20:57 Jul18 2014
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Granted, but your water supply is neverstarting.
I wish for an MVP to happen already.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I wish for an MVP to happen already.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 20:14 Jul19 2014
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Granted, but the person gets banned the next day.
I wish for some crunchy peanut butter.
I wish for some crunchy peanut butter.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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