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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:40 Sep18 2014 Post ID: 3345966
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Granted, but YOU'RE stuck in the safe.

I wish for someone to clean the apartment for free.
I want my old avatar back...
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RancidPunk Posted: 13:44 Sep18 2014 Post ID: 3345968
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Granted,but they're burglars,kiss your stuffs goodbye!





I wish I could be queen of The World...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:46 Sep18 2014 Post ID: 3345970
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Granted, but someone else who wants to be queen assassinates you.

I wish I had some new clothes.
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RancidPunk Posted: 13:53 Sep18 2014 Post ID: 3345983
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Granted, but they're just like the ones that famous emperor got...




I wish I had wings...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:58 Sep18 2014 Post ID: 3345992
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Granted, but they're Buffalo wings.

I wish I could get back my old Coca-Cola bears coffee mug.
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RancidPunk Posted: 14:04 Sep18 2014 Post ID: 3345996
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Granted,you find one on ebay. Then it falls off a counter and shatters...



I wish I still had my childhood teddy bear...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:13 Sep18 2014 Post ID: 3346000
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Granted, but it's possessed by an evil demonic spirit and kills you in your sleep.

I wish my cats didn't shed so much.
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RancidPunk Posted: 14:17 Sep18 2014 Post ID: 3346005
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Granted, their fur disappears...



I wish for longer hair...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:22 Sep18 2014 Post ID: 3346008
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Granted, it's now one quarter of an inch longer.

I wish I was in perfect health.
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RancidPunk Posted: 14:25 Sep18 2014 Post ID: 3346011
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Granted,but then everybody else around you gets sick, and you have to care for all of them...



I wish for a house instead of an apartment...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:31 Sep18 2014 Post ID: 3346014
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Granted, but it's a dollhouse. And now you don't have your apartment anymore.

I wish RancidPunk wasn't so evil.
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RancidPunk Posted: 14:36 Sep18 2014 Post ID: 3346018
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Granted,I become only 1/100 less evil...



I wish Cryptic Wizard won't slaughter me in my sleep...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:40 Sep18 2014 Post ID: 3346019
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Granted, but I hire someone else to do it for me.

I wish my back wasn't hurting.
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KingofCorn Posted: 10:12 Sep23 2014 Post ID: 3346945
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Granted but then your front starts hurting.


I wish I could have an avatar as cool as yours.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:33 Sep23 2014 Post ID: 3347027
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Granted, but then I get an even cooler one.

I wish for some Cool Ranch Doritos.
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KingofCorn Posted: 12:45 Sep23 2014 Post ID: 3347040
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But they are just way too cool for you.


I wish I had a grenade.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:35 Sep25 2014 Post ID: 3347474
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Granted, but it's a dud.

I wish for a good riddle.
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RancidPunk Posted: 15:05 Oct11 2014 Post ID: 3350637
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Granted, here it is:How do men understand women?? ((Good luck with this...))





I wish for an infinite gift card to buy mp3s...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:08 Oct11 2014 Post ID: 3350638
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Granted, but the only MP3s you van buy with it are songs by Justin Bieber and One Direction.

I wish for a new PS2 that works perfectly.
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RancidPunk Posted: 15:19 Oct11 2014 Post ID: 3350641
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You are EVIL, Cryptic!
Wish granted, but then all of your favorite games disappear forever...




I wish for an infinite gift card to buy punk & metal MP3s...
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