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but the illegal stories of "putty-facing" are generally so much more fun and entertaining than the legal one
example:
"oh, i went to the dentist and got my face all numbed up" <-- boring
"oh, i did drugs with a hobo and got my face all jacked up" <-- less boring
"damn, i cant even remember what happened. my @ss was knocked out... and i cant feel my face...." <-- so much better