Help Wtf

Jameer, you're back! We missed you.

I think you should ask your friend to give you this girl's phone number or home address. Once you have either of these details, you can stalk her to your heart's content, and eventually she'll give up and agree to go to this Homecoming malarkey with you if you promise to leave her alone forever afterwards. That's when you spring your trap, act like the perfect gentleman on the night and make her fall in love with you.

I saw this in a movie once, so it's bound to work.

On 08-Nov-2009 jameer said:

u dont understand, i go to an all guys school i dont see girls. ever.

You...don't see girls at all.
I'm so sorry. ;__;

On 09-Nov-2009 CurryMonster said:

Jameer, you're back! We missed you.

I think you should ask your friend to give you this girl's phone number or home address. Once you have either of these details, you can stalk her to your heart's content, and eventually she'll give up and agree to go to this Homecoming malarkey with you if you promise to leave her alone forever afterwards. That's when you spring your trap, act like the perfect gentleman on the night and make her fall in love with you.

I saw this in a movie once, so it's bound to work.

I dont want her to fall in love with me, i just want her to go with me, so yea ill probz get here address then ask her in person or something.
Could you name the film as well, id like to learn from it

On 09-Nov-2009 jameer said:

I dont want her to fall in love with me, i just want her to go with me, so yea ill probz get here address then ask her in person or something.
Could you name the film as well, id like to learn from it

You're not serious about learning from a movie right?

There's nothing to learn about women, except being yourself, being confident, and not being pathetic and asking them out on facebook, myspace, msn, aol, or yahoo messenger.

If you have to use pick up lines, or tactics that they write books about then you are not gonna be in any relationships for longer then a month.

If you can't be yourself with a girl then she'll pick up on it and your *** will be done.

Let me add on to what Brandon's saying. Confidence is key. If you're not sure about yourself, she won't feel attracted. It's like a soldier being under an unsure general; it's just not a good feeling.

my a bad again, today like her friend asked me if i was going with her and i was like "umm i dont think so..." and he said that she told him that she was going with me so it was just a bit of confusion, but thanks Pandaemonium
and brandon i was serious about learning from a movie. watch dirty dancing with patrick swayze and u learn alot, and the goonies teaches good techniques as well

I've dearly missed jameer's topics. Please, make more.

But I'm surprised that she agreed to go with you under the circumstances.

sorry i just can never remember to come on here if u msn me i can make sum

On 09-Nov-2009 jameer said:

my a bad again, today like her friend asked me if i was going with her and i was like "umm i dont think so..." and he said that she told him that she was going with me so it was just a bit of confusion, but thanks Pandaemonium
and brandon i was serious about learning from a movie. watch dirty dancing with patrick swayze and u learn alot, and the goonies teaches good techniques as well

Movies don't teach you anything. If you're learning from them and using what you see there, then your bound for a life of failure and only getting with ugly girls.

Ugly girls need love, too.

Apparently she is like hardcoring dancing like a black so do u guys have any tips ?

On 09-Nov-2009 Ryuujin said:

Ugly girls need love, too.

But they gotta pay. :P

On 09-Nov-2009 jameer said:

Apparently she is like hardcoring dancing like a black so do u guys have any tips ?

That makes no sense and comes off as very racist. Just because they are black doesn't mean they dance a certain way.

If you mean grinding? Then it's easy you just move with her body.

If it's break dancing then there's no tips, that's a skill that takes a lot of practice and you can't learn it over night.

no i mean harcore grinding, i dont think i can handle that the way black does it

On 09-Nov-2009 jameer said:

no i mean harcore grinding, i dont think i can handle that the way black does it

Grinding's plenty of fun man. If you have any man problems going on, flip it into your waistband. It keeps it tight to your body so she won't notice. It's a tested method that has worked for many generations of men.

Just follow her body. Grinding makes it easy for us since all we as guys gotta do is hold on for the ride, and have fun.

Oh, I've got a good story involving grinding. I went to an outdoor bar on "Reggae Sunday" to watch my guitar teacher Jeremy perform with his band. Then came along a couple drunk girls. They went up really close to the stage and started grinding, trying to seduce Jeremy. It was actually kinda funny, 'cause while he was playing a solo he was trying to keep it in his pants at the same time. XD
The girls went boating [drunk] a few hours later and died, though.

On 09-Nov-2009 Brandon 2006 said:

Movies don't teach you anything. If you're learning from them and using what you see there, then your bound for a life of failure and only getting with ugly girls.

Don't be silly. With the possible exception of Megan Fox (your mileage may vary), there aren't any ugly girls in movies.

^I second that. |:
Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Aniston count, yes? Or are they too old?

Oh the laffs I've missed.
I found this funny, then realised why I don't miss these topics, cause Jameer provides and abundance of them.
And his racist sounding comments as he already has done here.

Good that your going to prom with this girl, but if you actually follow movies for how to make it with girls then theres clearly something not right up there.

dont speak pooly u have no idea.
and to anyone who says these dont help, they are wrong, most posts are of no help but volke and pandaemonium give insightful material