'WTF' Moments

^ What that says.

Moments where all you can hiss, splutter, or gasp is, "WTF?"

I have a few ~

Like yesterday, when I was getting out the broom to sweep our downstairs. I was plugging in my headphones (as no one else was around to glare at me about my choice of music) and not paying attention to it, I managed to pinch that little web-ish thing of skin between my thumb and index finger hard enough to draw blood. My mum comes trotting down the stairs right as I almost scream, "WTF!?"

And there is also the day I came home from co-op, and found I'd left a blade I'd been using to scrub algae from fish tanks in my pocket. I pulled it out, stared at it, and just muttered, "Wtf was I doing?" I'd been asked to do something by my co-op supervisor and shoved it in my pocket.

Ah, but enough about me! (no, I'm sure I have more, but I can't remember)

Gogogo.

I stubbed my toe the other day.

I read about this one, today...


ok so my dad and step mom were waiting in the doctor's office, waiting for radiation. And I quote my father,

"So this 450 pound jackass with colon cancer (probably because he ate everything in sight including his family which explains why nobody was with him and he had to shout across the lobby to talk to the family of another cancer patient) was shooting his mouth off about what his doctor told him about his "odds". In a loud 450 pound voice, he's loudly stating how his doc said that there's an 80 chance he can be cured. He said that sounds good until I think there's a 20 chance of dying. He continues "that's a 1 in 5 chance of dying and that's worse than a 1 in 6 chance which is the odds in Russian Roulette". He carried on and on in a room full of cancer patients and their loved ones. What a hole of an *** he was."

I took one look at this and couldn't help but say aloud, "What the f??"


Oh, my dad has brain cancer, as of Dec 09. lil something most'ya didn't know...

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Watching 2001 A space odyssey.

Seriously wtf

I get a WTF moment every time I talk to Star_Meteor_Dragon. Try it, you'll see what I mean

Forgoten_Scars said:

I get a WTF moment every time I talk to Star_Meteor_Dragon. Try it, you'll see what I mean

I get a WTF moment when this guy starts talking about GIMP. try it, you'll see.

Oh, and I had a WTF moment just now, when Derek didn't bother to use my name~
Also the time I kept getting Game Overs at the hands of hot cups of coffee. D:

Every morning, someone spills my coffee. Not only do I yell What the ****, It ticks me off, too.

^xD

So, I have Video Production as one of my classes, right? And so do a lot of my friends, but that's beside the point. So, our vid teacher allows everyone to come in during lunch and work on their segments for the week - but very few people actually do that. Why? Because he leaves us totally alone, he's never there. So think about it, a bunch of high schoolers, at lunch, in a room full of computers and crap. Oh what fun we have there just screwing around. The best part? Every day he leaves his account - the master account for the entire school with the ability to fully manipulate ANY other computer in the school (and there are a lot) logged in on his computer. Needless to say I've created quite a few "WTF!?" moments when I take control of someone's computer and pull up a porn site or some crap like that. lmfao!

There isn't any site blocker? O.o

well i can say wtf filip

I have one. My friend is really anti-christ and hates everything about christianity. So he wanted to imitate a jesus lover. We were walking outside then. There were people around us, and he pretended he was banged behind and said " jesus, oh jesus! Good lord jesus! " and people looked at him. We both walked away, roaring with laughter and awkward faces.

I saw Two Camels in a Tiny Car.

This is stupid. Lol

I had a moment like this last weekend. I was at a party at a girl's flat, then suddenly it was the following morning and I was at home with a monstrous hangover. No particular recollection of how I got there.

Must have been drinking too much Vodka. :D

One time, we were watching a nature movie in class. Suddenly, we hear loud breathing and see a guy having a panic attack because of the lion who just roared. That was a real WTF moment. Me and at least 5 other people said it when we heard the breathing lol

Did it sound like the MGM Lion? ._.

The scary thing is, it almost did. Maybe louder lol. How could you get a panic attack from a nature movie lol

Lol, fail. Did anyone start making fun of the occurrence that took place?

Deadzone174 said:

Must have been drinking too much Vodka. :D

Vodka? Don't be ridiculous, that stuff is disgusting. But I suspect the bottle of rum I polished off by myself probably had something to do with it.

I don't know how the hell the russians can drink vodka all day. Maybe it's a secret weapon.