Favorite Quotes

What are your favorite quotes? From anywhere and anybody feel free to share :D

Mine would be:

"If a s*** shat that would be what an ostrich would smell like."
-My Spanish teacher

"Everyone`s entitled to my opinion."
-Unknown

"Good Times are ahead! Or behind... Cause they sure aren`t here."
-Garfield Cat

"Reality Continues to ruin my life."
-Calvin and Hobbes

"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help."
-Calvin and Hobbes

I`ll post some more later.


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C&H FTW

Only one I can think of off the top of my head:
George Bush: Brazil is big! (After being shown a map of Brazil)

I have a few.

�??He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still�?� - Lao Tzu

�??When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.�?� - Jimi Hendrix

"Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely." Lord Acton

"I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce and agriculture in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain." John Adams

"Veni, vidi, vici" (I came, I saw, I conquered) - Julius Caesar, reportedly.

My siggy quote and some others;

"Candida pro causa ense candido"
translation; "With pure arms, for a pure cause." - Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim during the Finnish civil war in 1918.


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Oh, just remembered a few

Point at enemy and fire
Guidelines for a US missile

If you can't remember, the claymore faces towards you.
Unknown

^Gotta love those CoD ones =D

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." Einstein

Life is better prepared for hate and love
-Me

The most nosensical nonsense is that of which that has orange-polka dots, clucks like a dinosaur, slaps you in the face, calls you grandpa, burps in your cereal, and is lemon scented. ~Gabby

I know what he means by that. You won't make Smod anytime soon. ~Filip

Those two quotes always make me laugh. :D

The girls come and go, but the bros dont. -Unknown

Don't care about what other people say about you, as long as you're having fun- Unknown.

he who stays his sword is a stronger warror then he who don't: unknown

yipkia mother******: the diehard films, bruce W

5... 4... 3... 2... 1... go! .... your only 'poes to blow the ****** doors off!: the italen job

therapper said:

he who stays his sword is a stronger warror then he who don't: unknown

yipkia mother******: the diehard films, bruce W

5... 4... 3... 2... 1... go! .... your only 'poes to blow the ****** doors off!: the italen job

i thought it was Yippe Yi Yo *************

the martin luther king one i cant remember

Carpe Diem(seize the day)
I forget who

You have enemies?Good that means you stood up to something
Eminem

theres probally more.

no it's yipikia i've seen the diehard flims more then i can count,

wars come and go but my solders they stay enturnal: Tu Pac

feel the rithem feel the ryme get on up it bobsled time cool runnings: cool runnings (flim)

kk

i forgot that tupac one.thats a mad one.

"When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite"

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile �?? hoping it will eat him last."

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

"This is the sort of English up with which I will not put."

"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the Old."

All of these are from Sir Winston Churchill.

I believe one day mankind and fish can co-exist peacefully. - George W. Bush

Hey, this has been a really good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something. - Cat, Red Dwarf

i think ill post more later im far too hungover to think right now lol

A clever person solves a problem, a wise person avoids it.
-Albert Einstein

CurryMonster said:

"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the Old."

All of these are from Sir Winston Churchill.

Love this one.

"To succeed...You need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you."
-Tony Dorsett

"Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts."
-Dan Gable

"I will always be someone who wants to do better than others. I love competition."
-Jean-Claude Killy

"One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty teaching it."
-Knute Rockne

"Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally."
-David Frost

CurryMonster said:

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile �?? hoping it will eat him last."

I just realised this is one of the quotes on the wall of my History classroom... except whoever printed it out has have forgotten to include the word 'last'. I wondered why it didn't seem to make any sense XD

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"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."