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KingofCorn Posted: 19:43 Nov19 2013 Post ID: 3288785
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Granted but then the Matrix happens and the humans kill the sun.



I wish for a diamond.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:58 Nov20 2013 Post ID: 3288945
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Granted, but it gets stolen by the players of the old "Capture The Diamond" thread (I think it's still here in FG somewhere, page through and you should find it).

I wish for five people to help me clean the apartment.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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KingofCorn Posted: 20:37 Nov20 2013 Post ID: 3288963
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Granted but they die of disgust.



I wish I had newer tools.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:29 Nov21 2013 Post ID: 3289115
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Granted, but they're poorly made and break the first time you use them.

I wish my cat was a little more affectionate.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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KingofCorn Posted: 14:29 Nov21 2013 Post ID: 3289145
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Granted but then your computer gets spammed.



I wish whoever makes internet ads would die.

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Street Kombat Posted: 17:14 Nov21 2013 Post ID: 3289213
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Granted, but someone finds out you wished for it and arrest you for murder.

I wish for less internet ads.

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Plug in and power up!
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KingofCorn Posted: 20:22 Nov21 2013 Post ID: 3289284
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Granted but all of them disappear.



I wish addware didn't exist.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:45 Nov22 2013 Post ID: 3289384
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Granted, but it's all replaced with malware and infects your computer and your entire system gets reduced to something like a cross between a TRS-80 and a block of government cheese.

I wish I could get some classic arcade hits on my computer (I can find them but they don't work with Windows 7).
I want my old avatar back...
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KingofCorn Posted: 00:56 Nov23 2013 Post ID: 3289515
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Granted but then you get arrested for illegal downloads.



I wish I had a new saw.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:27 Nov25 2013 Post ID: 3289892
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Granted, but it's only 3 inches long.

I wish I could get those FULLY LEGAL classic arcade downloads to work with Windows 7.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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Street Kombat Posted: 14:22 Nov26 2013 Post ID: 3290119
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Granted, but then you upgrade to Windows 8 and they don't work with that.

I wish I could afford to upgrade to Windows 8.

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KingofCorn Posted: 23:27 Nov26 2013 Post ID: 3290184
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Granted but then you realize it's frustrating.




I wish I could have this http://www.dudeiwantthat.co...band.asp.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:09 Nov28 2013 Post ID: 3290440
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Granted, but when you put it on, it turns out to be a vicious trick and slice your arm off.

I wish my Wii remote charger base wasn't broken.
I want my old avatar back...
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KingofCorn Posted: 02:00 Nov29 2013 Post ID: 3290542
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Granted but then it electrocutes you.



I wish I had an Xbox One.
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RancidPunk Posted: 13:11 Nov29 2013 Post ID: 3290620
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Granted, but it's totally useless since it's broken...



I wish I had CodeBreaker or Gameshark that would work for real life...
PUNX 4-EVER!
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CrypticWizard Posted: 16:54 Nov29 2013 Post ID: 3290634
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Granted, but every code has a side effect of making your skin turn purple.

I wish I could find a better copy of Dark Cloud that wouldn't keep hanging.
I want my old avatar back...
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KingofCorn Posted: 01:47 Nov30 2013 Post ID: 3290718
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Granted but you lose it.


I wish the controls in Silent Hill were easier.
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Street Kombat Posted: 13:12 Nov30 2013 Post ID: 3290805
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Granted, but then your controller breaks.

I wish I knew where my cat was all the time.

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KingofCorn Posted: 23:43 Nov30 2013 Post ID: 3290924
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Granted but it kills you for privacy.



I wish you could enter video games like in Tron.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:56 Dec01 2013 Post ID: 3291020
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Granted, but you get killed during the lightcycle race.

I wish I knew how to program in C.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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