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RancidPunk Posted: 13:46 Sep18 2014
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Granted, but then the 3DS breaks...
I wish for the world to completely reset itself...
I wish for the world to completely reset itself...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:49 Sep18 2014
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Granted, but everything happens exactly the same way so nothing changes.
I wish I lived in a first-floor apartment.
I wish I lived in a first-floor apartment.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 13:56 Sep18 2014
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Granted, but then there's a flood and your place ends up underwater...
I wish I lived in a fairy tale type cabin in the woods...
I wish I lived in a fairy tale type cabin in the woods...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 14:00 Sep18 2014
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Granted, but since faerie tales aren't real, neither is your cabin.
I wish I could think of a good wish.
I wish I could think of a good wish.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 14:05 Sep18 2014
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Granted, but when you do, some evil jerk like me comes along and corrupts the heck out of it...
I wish I had and endless supply of coffee...
I wish I had and endless supply of coffee...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:09 Sep18 2014
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Granted, but it's that Chock Full O'Nuts brand.
I wish for some good lemonade.
I wish for some good lemonade.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 14:15 Sep18 2014
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Granted, but you only get one ounce of it, and no more...
I wish True Blood wasn't over...
I wish True Blood wasn't over...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:20 Sep18 2014
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Granted, but in the new episodes they kill off half of the main character and re-cast the other half with people who can't act, and the new story lines are lame and boring.
I wish I could get the entire series of Go-Lion (with English subtitles) on DVD.
I wish I could get the entire series of Go-Lion (with English subtitles) on DVD.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 14:23 Sep18 2014
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Granted, but then anything you own that you could watch them with breaks...
I wish for vegan cookie dough ice cream...
I wish for vegan cookie dough ice cream...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 14:27 Sep18 2014
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Granted, but it causes you to have a a massively agonizing brain freeze so you never eat any of it ever again.
I wish I had a full-size strawberry cheesecake with nothing wrong with it and won't harm me in any way, and nobody steals it.
I wish I had a full-size strawberry cheesecake with nothing wrong with it and won't harm me in any way, and nobody steals it.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 14:32 Sep18 2014
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Granted,nothing's wrong with it, it does no harm to you, and it does not get stolen, BUT, before you even get one bite, a flaming space toilet seat falls from the sky and kills you...
I wish I was not quite so evil...
I wish I was not quite so evil...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 14:36 Sep18 2014
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Granted, but you're only as evil as Satan (who previously was less evil than you).
I wish the flaming space toilet seat has missed me and hit RancidPunk instead,
I wish the flaming space toilet seat has missed me and hit RancidPunk instead,
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 14:43 Sep18 2014
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Granted,OUCH!!! I will get even for this...
I wish I had not been hit with the flaming space toilet seat...
I wish I had not been hit with the flaming space toilet seat...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:23 Sep19 2014
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Granted, the flaming space toilet seat misses you but you get heat with the actual flaming space toilet itself.
I wish I had some fresh seafood.
I wish I had some fresh seafood.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 10:13 Sep23 2014
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Granted but the dog got to it first.
I wish for a Stoeger.
I wish for a Stoeger.
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:29 Sep23 2014
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Granted, but you don't have a gun license so you get arrested.
I wish I didn't have to shave.
I wish I didn't have to shave.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 12:46 Sep23 2014
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Granted you're a cat.
I wish for a gun license and a Stoeger.
I wish for a gun license and a Stoeger.
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:23 Sep25 2014
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Granted, but your license is discovered to be a forgery so you get arrested.
I wish I really was a cat. That would be awesome.
I wish I really was a cat. That would be awesome.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 14:57 Oct11 2014
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Granted, but it's not as awesome as you think, as you no longer have thumbs and have to rely on some kind human to feed you.
I wish I had infinite ((NOT counterfeit, and NOT from any board games OR from anywhere but the US...)) grocery money...
I wish I had infinite ((NOT counterfeit, and NOT from any board games OR from anywhere but the US...)) grocery money...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 15:12 Oct11 2014
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Granted, but then you are relocated to Zimbabwe where your infinite US currency is worthless.
I wish I had a $5000 gift card for Red Lobster.
I wish I had a $5000 gift card for Red Lobster.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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