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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:08 Nov30 2014
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Granted, but you sell them off to raise money to replace my laptop that you imploded.
I wish for some Little Debbie Strawberry Rolls.
I wish for some Little Debbie Strawberry Rolls.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 13:11 Nov30 2014
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Granted but they're stale and they taste terrible...
I wish CW didn't think I could raise enough money to replace a laptop with just vegn doughnuts
...
I wish CW didn't think I could raise enough money to replace a laptop with just vegn doughnuts
...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:14 Nov30 2014
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Granted, you also have to sell some of your internal organs.
I wish for some Little Debbie Strawberry Rolls that aren't stale and taste as delicious as always.
I wish for some Little Debbie Strawberry Rolls that aren't stale and taste as delicious as always.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 13:17 Nov30 2014
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Granted, but you can't afford to buy them...
I wish I had not sold my spleen to buy CW a new laptop(OWIES!!)...
I wish I had not sold my spleen to buy CW a new laptop(OWIES!!)...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:19 Nov30 2014
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Granted, instead you sell your liver. Wait, you can't live without your liver..oh, well, nice knowing you. Bye!
I wish the new laptop Rancid buys me does not come with Windows 8.1 installed.
I wish the new laptop Rancid buys me does not come with Windows 8.1 installed.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 13:24 Nov30 2014
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Granted, it's got Windows 1.0...
I wish I wasn't a ghost because I sold my liver to buy CW a laptop...
I wish I wasn't a ghost because I sold my liver to buy CW a laptop...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:26 Nov30 2014
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Granted, you're a zombie instead.
I wish my new laptop had Windows 7 installed.
I wish my new laptop had Windows 7 installed.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 13:30 Nov30 2014
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Granted... no, wait... there are no NEW laptops with Windows 7 anymore... Sowwy...
I wish I was alive and well, with my spleen and liver...
I wish I was alive and well, with my spleen and liver...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:35 Nov30 2014
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Granted, but you're still in the hospital recovering from your spleen and liver transplants. And they don't serve vegan food to patients.
I wish for a Windows 7 laptop (it doesn't have to be new, just in excellent working condition).
I wish for a Windows 7 laptop (it doesn't have to be new, just in excellent working condition).
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 13:39 Nov30 2014
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Granted, but you drop it down a flight of stairs before you ever get to use it...
I wish I was as healthy as a person can possibly be...
I wish I was as healthy as a person can possibly be...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:45 Nov30 2014
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Granted, for today, but tomorrow you'll catch the flu, along with an ear infection, and let's throw in gastroenteritis just for good measure.
I wish all those good new series from last year hadn't been cancelled.
I wish all those good new series from last year hadn't been cancelled.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 13:50 Nov30 2014
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Granted, but then they all get preempted for an all channel, month long Survivor marathon...
I wish I had a completely foolproof Action Replay for real life that will not get me into any kind of trouble and keep me healthy and never wanting for anything...
I wish I had a completely foolproof Action Replay for real life that will not get me into any kind of trouble and keep me healthy and never wanting for anything...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:54 Nov30 2014
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Granted, but then it turns out the universe is run by Nintendo, who updates reality and the Action Replay is no longer compatible with it.
I wish my Action Replay was still compatible with my 3DS.
I wish my Action Replay was still compatible with my 3DS.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 13:59 Nov30 2014
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Granted, now none of your DS games are compatible with your 3DS...
I wish the folks at Nintendo were not p*icks about cheat devices and removing some content from US versions of games...
I wish the folks at Nintendo were not p*icks about cheat devices and removing some content from US versions of games...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 14:18 Nov30 2014
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Granted, but then they close all their US operations and operate exclusively in Japan.
I wish my computer had a new OS that was compatible with ALL programs, new and old, with no display or performance issues, and the computer never gets damaged and the OS never gets corrupted or deleted.
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I wish my computer had a new OS that was compatible with ALL programs, new and old, with no display or performance issues, and the computer never gets damaged and the OS never gets corrupted or deleted.
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I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Street Kombat Posted: 19:03 Nov30 2014
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Granted, but the OS takes up so much space on your hard drive that you don't have enough left to install any of the software you wanted to use.
I wish I had a pair of Ray-Bans.
Plug in and power up!
I wish I had a pair of Ray-Bans.
Plug in and power up!
RancidPunk Posted: 19:06 Nov30 2014
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Granted, but the lenses are so scuffed, you can't see anything through them...
I wish I could fluently speak every known language in the world...
I wish I could fluently speak every known language in the world...
PUNX 4-EVER!
Street Kombat Posted: 19:12 Nov30 2014
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Granted, but like Rajesh Koothrapali, you can only speak to other people when drunk, and you're kind of a jerk when you drink.
I wish I had a girlfriend who looked just like Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz.
Plug in and power up!
I wish I had a girlfriend who looked just like Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz.
Plug in and power up!
RancidPunk Posted: 19:21 Nov30 2014
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Granted, then you find out "she" is a drag queen...
I wish for a lifetime supply of absolutely perfect vegan foods that never spoil...
I wish for a lifetime supply of absolutely perfect vegan foods that never spoil...
PUNX 4-EVER!
Street Kombat Posted: 19:25 Nov30 2014
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Granted, but they never spoil for the same reason that McDonald's hamburgers never spoil.
I wish for all McDonald's restaurants to disappear forever.
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Plug in and power up!
I wish for all McDonald's restaurants to disappear forever.
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Plug in and power up!
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