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Matt77 Posted: 09:14 Dec19 2015
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Granted, but it causes a massive internal haemorrhage at 12:00am the next day.
I wish I didn't have to start applying for jobs soon.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I wish I didn't have to start applying for jobs soon.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:40 Dec19 2015
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Granted, you get sent to prison. No need to apply for a job there.
I wish I had some chicken salad (yes, I have gone back to eating chicken, I just don't eat red meat).
I wish I had some chicken salad (yes, I have gone back to eating chicken, I just don't eat red meat).
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 23:21 Dec19 2015
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Granted, but just as you are about to eat it, the news announces that chicken is now classified as a red meat.
I wish I had some fries, chicken nuggets, & hashbrowns from McDonald's.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I wish I had some fries, chicken nuggets, & hashbrowns from McDonald's.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:53 Dec20 2015
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Granted, but since it's from McDonald's, it gives you really bad diarrhea.
I wish I could go to Red Lobster for my birthday.
I wish I could go to Red Lobster for my birthday.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Street Kombat Posted: 19:00 Dec27 2015
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Granted, but you just go there, you don't actually eat anything.
I wish I had a bigger TV.
Plug in and power up!
I wish I had a bigger TV.
Plug in and power up!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:14 Dec28 2015
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Granted, it's now 1/2 inch bigger.
I wish I had a 48" plasma TV.
I wish I had a 48" plasma TV.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Street Kombat Posted: 21:34 Jan25 2016
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Granted, but it's broken.
I wish my cat would stop yowling at my door late at night while I'm trying to sleep.
Plug in and power up!
I wish my cat would stop yowling at my door late at night while I'm trying to sleep.
Plug in and power up!
Matt77 Posted: 02:12 Jan28 2016
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Granted, but you never want to sleep again.
I wish for Nintendo to rise again.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I wish for Nintendo to rise again.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 15:00 Jan28 2016
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Granted, but then it becomes exclusively a Japanese company and no longer makes anything for other countries.
I wish I could find a decent charger for my phone.
I wish I could find a decent charger for my phone.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Street Kombat Posted: 13:00 Feb08 2016
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Granted, but then your lose your phone.
I wish I had something sweet to eat.
Plug in and power up!
I wish I had something sweet to eat.
Plug in and power up!
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:33 Feb10 2016
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Granted, but it's laced with cyanide.
I wish I had a real genie to grant me wishes, and without a price.
I wish I had a real genie to grant me wishes, and without a price.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 19:08 Feb14 2016
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Granted, but it's impossible and what you want has the reverse effect for the next 48 hours.
I wish I had every game on my wishlist and had all my consoles and my pc and everything
I wish I had every game on my wishlist and had all my consoles and my pc and everything
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/i...roxheaps
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:26 Feb15 2016
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Granted, you have all the games and consoles and PC, but the games don't work, your consoles are broken, and your PC is infected with a virus.
I wish I hadn't wrenched my back.
I wish I hadn't wrenched my back.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 14:34 Feb15 2016
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Granted, but you break your neck
I wish I had 10 billion subscribers on YouTube
I wish I had 10 billion subscribers on YouTube
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/i...roxheaps
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"
CrypticWizard Posted: 20:01 Feb15 2016
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Granted, but then YouTube shuts down your account for no readily apparent reason.
I wish my wallet was full of real, legal, US currency $100 bills instead of the singles that are in it.
I wish my wallet was full of real, legal, US currency $100 bills instead of the singles that are in it.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 16:41 Feb16 2016
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Granted, but then they suddenly change the note and your $100 notes are no longer accepted in stores and cannot be traded for the new notes.
I wish YT would bring back my account...
I wish YT would bring back my account...
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/i...roxheaps
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"
CrypticWizard Posted: 17:50 Feb16 2016
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Granted, but all your subscribers and uploaded videos are gone.
(They actually did change the design of most US currency several years ago, but the old bills that were still in circulation at the time were still accepted).
I wish I didn't have to go anywhere tomorrow.
(They actually did change the design of most US currency several years ago, but the old bills that were still in circulation at the time were still accepted).
I wish I didn't have to go anywhere tomorrow.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 18:56 Feb16 2016
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I know, our notes changed recently and you can swap them but this forum is not rl so I don't have to worry about it being realistic.
Granted, you will not live tomorrow
I wish I was a famous actor and that everyone loved me and I starred in great movies =)
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/i...roxheaps
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"
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To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"
CrypticWizard Posted: 22:43 Feb16 2016
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Granted, but then while flying to your latest movie premiere, your plane crashes.
I wish I could stay home tomorrow without dying.
I wish I could stay home tomorrow without dying.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 16:15 Feb18 2016
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Granted, you are kidnapped and locked in a cellar with a bottle of beer, some string and a potato
I wish I could teleport.
« Last edited by danielroxheaps on Feb 18th 2016 »
I wish I could teleport.
« Last edited by danielroxheaps on Feb 18th 2016 »
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