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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:50 Apr25 2016
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Granted, except for Australia.
I wish I hadn't broken my laser pointer.
I wish I hadn't broken my laser pointer.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
sir_Kevin Posted: 19:11 Apr25 2016
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Granted, but you will never ever be able to get it fixed or get a replacement!!
I wish for a quick bite!!
I wish for a quick bite!!
CrypticWizard Posted: 23:56 Apr26 2016
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Granted, you have just been bitten by a tarantula.
I wish I had a brand-new laser pointer that worked perfectly.
I wish I had a brand-new laser pointer that worked perfectly.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 18:21 May01 2016
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Granted, but you accidentally shine it in your eye and your eye disintegrates
I wish I had every single game invented
I wish I had every single game invented
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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:47 May01 2016
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Granted, but you can't find anyplace big enough to store them all (there are literally millions), so they get left out on the open and fall victim to theft and inclement weather.
I wish the soda machine was working.
I wish the soda machine was working.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 20:42 May01 2016
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Granted, but the soda inside is poisonous and it kills you
I wish I was immortal
I wish I was immortal
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:10 May02 2016
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Granted, but then after the end of the world you are left floating in space, alone, for all eternity.
I wish I had some Riptide Rush Gatorade, that is not poisonous, can't be taken away from me, nothing wrong with it, and won't harm me in any way, and I still like it.
I wish I had some Riptide Rush Gatorade, that is not poisonous, can't be taken away from me, nothing wrong with it, and won't harm me in any way, and I still like it.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 16:20 May02 2016
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Granted, but then it explodes and you are put off it forever.
I wish I owned every single game on Steam, for free, legally.
I wish I owned every single game on Steam, for free, legally.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:59 May02 2016
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Granted, but your computer runs out of memory and, in order to free up some space, deletes Windows.
I wish for an infinite supply of Gatorade, for free.
I wish for an infinite supply of Gatorade, for free.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 18:54 May03 2016
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(I never said that I installed the games...)
Granted, but it expired in 1965.
I wish I lived in a mansion.
Granted, but it expired in 1965.
I wish I lived in a mansion.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:50 May04 2016
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Granted, but you live in a tiny little room under the stairs, and you're never allowed to come out of it.
I wish I really did have some Gatorade from 1965 because that would be worth a lot of money now, especially if the bottle was full and still sealed.
I wish I really did have some Gatorade from 1965 because that would be worth a lot of money now, especially if the bottle was full and still sealed.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 18:24 May05 2016
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Granted, but the bottles explode and are worth nothing.
I wish I had seen my friend's dad drink that beer that expired in '89. xD
I wish I had seen my friend's dad drink that beer that expired in '89. xD
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:40 May06 2016
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Granted, it got posted on YouTube, but then you find out the video was faked.
I wish I knew how Gatorade bottles could just explode for no reason.
I wish I knew how Gatorade bottles could just explode for no reason.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 20:56 May09 2016
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Granted, but while testing, a bottle explodes and a cap comes flying and manages to smash through a wall, which causes a building collapse.
I wish I was a professional screenwriter instead of an amateur screenwriter. (And I mean scriptwriter not someone that writes on screens :|)
I wish I was a professional screenwriter instead of an amateur screenwriter. (And I mean scriptwriter not someone that writes on screens :|)
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:28 May10 2016
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Granted, but nobody likes your scripts so the movies you write never get made.
I wish I didn't have so much to do tomorrow.
I wish I didn't have so much to do tomorrow.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 18:47 May10 2016
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Granted, but you are murdered.
I wish I could star in Emmerdale and make the final cut.
I wish I could star in Emmerdale and make the final cut.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:57 May11 2016
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Granted, but you are hit by a flying Gatorade cap and killed. 
I wish you hadn't murdered me.
I wish you hadn't murdered me.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 16:21 May12 2016
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Granted, Matt is the murderer.
I wish I had dodged the cap
I wish I had dodged the cap
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CrypticWizard Posted: 23:22 May12 2016
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Granted, but you didn't dodge the bottle.
I wish Matt hadn't murdered me.
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on May 12th 2016 »
I wish Matt hadn't murdered me.
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on May 12th 2016 »
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 20:54 May17 2016
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Granted, Jake murdered you
I wish I was on page 188...
EDIT: haha my wish was granted xDDDDD
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I wish I was on page 188...
EDIT: haha my wish was granted xDDDDD
« Last edited by danielroxheaps on May 17th 2016 »
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