Make A Wish, At A Price

Granted, but you implode and are incapable of living a life with her since you are dead.

I wish the next Animal Crossing game would come out, and it would be good, and I can play it freely with no problems.

Granted, but someone steals your copy and you can never ever find it again anywhere.

I wish I could figure out why my computer won't save anything to OneDrive anymore.

Granted, but it happens to be the answer to life itself; the Nazis were right, causing your head to inflate like a balloon, causing you to float up to your roof where a large kitchen knife lays. The knife misses you, causing your entire body to deflate like a balloon!

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted, but you can only breathe underwater and when you enter water your body suffers a major allergic reaction

Granted, but then you are assassinated by the evil alien rutabagas for not making a wish.

I wish I could find more T-shirts in my size.

Granted, you find them online but they're all out of stock, and the manufacturers have shut down.

I wish I had every GTA game for consoles I own

Granted, but they are all broken.

I wish for 3.9 wishes.

Not granted, because wishes for more wishes is against the rules of wishing, as listed below:

1. You cannot wish for someone to love you.
2. You cannot wish for someone to die.
3. You cannot wish for someone who is dead back to life.
4. You cannot wish for extra wishes.

I wish people would understand the rules of wishing.

Granted, but wishes become illegal in all countries.

I wish people would stop playing Adele's songs.

Granted, but they start playing Justin Bieber and Lana Del Rey instead.

I wish the music industry was based more on talent than looks.

Granted, they hire anyone with no talent.

I wish EA made Grand Theft Plumbob and it was fantastic.

Granted, but they only made a limited number of copies and they were all sold out before you or anyone you know could get one.

I wish Capcom and Midway would make a Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat crossover game.

Granted, it even wins an award... For worst game of 2421... So not only does it come out in 400+ years, it gets an award for the worst game.


I wish I could hunt down games from the Sim series that are in mint condition and so are the discs

Granted, you find someone selling them on Ebay...for $2000 per disc.

I wish all guns in existence would stop working forever, and no more made would work either.

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Granted, but then you get Jake running in here and listing the same traditional arguments as always.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, everything you own disappears and you are left with nothing.

I wish I could figure out why my phone won't play a tone when I get a text anymore.

Granted, but when you find out why you are viciously stabbed in a dark alleyway that is hard for anyone to access.

I wish I could make this wish evil and pass it on to Matt a guest on ROBLOX.

Granted, but then you get decapitated by Laura.

I wish I had at least $20 in my bank account at all times.

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Granted, but there actually isn't $20 in your bank account

I wish these posts would stop stuffing up since it's annoying me...

Your corruption makes no sense. How can I have at least $20 in my bank account and not have $20 in my bank account?

Granted, but when it happens, your computer explodes.

I wish your wish corruption made sense.