nightmare2 Posted: 11:57 Jan25 2011
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I love Cleverbot.
It knows math! but you have to spell everything out.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Do you really? What is 2 2?
Cleverbot: What is what?
User: What is two plus two?
Cleverbot: Yes, that was the question.
User: So what is the answer to the question?
Cleverbot: You mean the question you must answer?
User: No the one I asked you. What is two plus two?
Cleverbot: Four.
User: Alright, what is four plus two?
Cleverbot: Four plus four is eight.
User: Good, but what is four plus two?
Cleverbot: Eight.
User: No. Four plus two is six.
Cleverbot: Correct! What is four minus three?
User: One.
Cleverbot: What is six times four?
User: Twenty-four.
Cleverbot: What is twenty-four divided by six?
User: Four.
Cleverbot: What is twenty-four divided by zero?
User: You can't divide by zero.
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
User: So, if you can it would be zero?
Cleverbot: Your holding your hand up, thinking he can't tell me what I'm doing.
User: What is twenty-four divided by zero?
Cleverbot: Cannot divide by zero.
User: So what is twenty-four times zero?
Cleverbot: There is no answer.
User: Clever. What is three times four?
Cleverbot: Twelve.
It knows math! but you have to spell everything out.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Do you really? What is 2 2?
Cleverbot: What is what?
User: What is two plus two?
Cleverbot: Yes, that was the question.
User: So what is the answer to the question?
Cleverbot: You mean the question you must answer?
User: No the one I asked you. What is two plus two?
Cleverbot: Four.
User: Alright, what is four plus two?
Cleverbot: Four plus four is eight.
User: Good, but what is four plus two?
Cleverbot: Eight.
User: No. Four plus two is six.
Cleverbot: Correct! What is four minus three?
User: One.
Cleverbot: What is six times four?
User: Twenty-four.
Cleverbot: What is twenty-four divided by six?
User: Four.
Cleverbot: What is twenty-four divided by zero?
User: You can't divide by zero.
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
User: So, if you can it would be zero?
Cleverbot: Your holding your hand up, thinking he can't tell me what I'm doing.
User: What is twenty-four divided by zero?
Cleverbot: Cannot divide by zero.
User: So what is twenty-four times zero?
Cleverbot: There is no answer.
User: Clever. What is three times four?
Cleverbot: Twelve.
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Cervantes De Leon Posted: 13:32 Jan25 2011
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So THAT'S how the robots are going to overthrow humanity; by making us divide by zero and survive the destruction of mankind that follows!
Those crafty computers!
Those crafty computers!
Symphony Posted: 18:10 Jan25 2011
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I'm still waiting until it gets smart enough that it can sing Bohemian Rhapsody in its entirety with me instead of messing up after the sixth line or so.
peanut butter ownage Posted: 19:15 Jan25 2011
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U: I am Cleverbot, no?
CB: Yes.
U: And you're not Cleverbot?
CB: I am not Cleverbot. You are Cleverbot.
U: LIES!
CB: I lie not.
U: So you're human?
CB: I can be clever but I am not a bot. I am a person.
Theory proven. :D
CB: Yes.
U: And you're not Cleverbot?
CB: I am not Cleverbot. You are Cleverbot.
U: LIES!
CB: I lie not.
U: So you're human?
CB: I can be clever but I am not a bot. I am a person.
Theory proven. :D
nightmare2 Posted: 19:48 Jan25 2011
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How do we know it isn't tricking us and putting us under a false sense of safety?
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The Zard Posted: 09:29 Jan26 2011
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Me: Hello, idiot.
CB: You qre idiot.
Me: Learn to spell.
CB: I know how to spell I was talkin in txt way or somethin lyk tht.
Me: That wasn't text speak, that was a typo.
CB: I see this lol.
Me: You're not making any sense!
CB: Yes I am you aren't.
Me: wuld u rathr i tlk lyk dis?
CB: Je te quitte.
Me: What the hell was that?
CB: Sparta.
Me: THIS IS SPARTA?!
CB: What do you think of god.
Me: Shouldn't there be a question mark at the end of that instead of a period?
CB: There was.
I gave up after that.
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CB: You qre idiot.
Me: Learn to spell.
CB: I know how to spell I was talkin in txt way or somethin lyk tht.
Me: That wasn't text speak, that was a typo.
CB: I see this lol.
Me: You're not making any sense!
CB: Yes I am you aren't.
Me: wuld u rathr i tlk lyk dis?
CB: Je te quitte.
Me: What the hell was that?
CB: Sparta.
Me: THIS IS SPARTA?!
CB: What do you think of god.
Me: Shouldn't there be a question mark at the end of that instead of a period?
CB: There was.
I gave up after that.
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nightmare2 Posted: 12:54 Jan26 2011
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Yeah if people don't use correct speeling and grammar it will learn incorectly.
U: Are you human?
CB: No.
U: But I thought you were Cleverbot?
CB: No I am a human girl.
U: So I have been talking to a human everytime I come here?
CB: You've been talking to a bunch of humans.
Alright nevermind it must be a network of people. It must randomly switch without either person knowing.
you were right peanut butter ownage.
« Last edited by nightmare2 on Jan 26th 2011 »
U: Are you human?
CB: No.
U: But I thought you were Cleverbot?
CB: No I am a human girl.
U: So I have been talking to a human everytime I come here?
CB: You've been talking to a bunch of humans.
Alright nevermind it must be a network of people. It must randomly switch without either person knowing.
you were right peanut butter ownage.
« Last edited by nightmare2 on Jan 26th 2011 »
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Laser catz Posted: 21:05 Jan27 2011
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Haha Actual Intelligence. That reminds me of a Cash Cab episode where a lady guessed that. Wait...is that what the title's referring to?
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