...except Rich, who I believe figured it out some time ago.
There is no Volke Lindstrom. Volke isn't even a real first name, certainly not a Swedish one, and I've never been to Sweden. I'm actually former member nintendo_dude, just acting a little more in with my actual personality, but four years ago I still seemed like a pathetic immature idiot on the net, with a terrible choice of username. Thought I'd create a false identity and make things a little more interesting. Why not?
Main reason I'm telling you this now is because I'm writing a Walkthrough for Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn, and because it's going to be brilliant, I want to credit myself with my real name so I can obtain proper credit and rights to it, so I could never keep the charade up for much longer. Plus, nobody really remembers the nintendo_dude version of me anyway, which I'm somewhat pleased about, I suppose.
This isn't some sort of scam for me to have a good reason to be promoted. I will post with the nintendo_dude account immediately after this to confirm. It does explain why I'm confident that I'd be a great Admin, though, as I actually used to be one here, and I'd actually do my job right this time around if I am lucky enough to get promoted in the future, of course.
I'm not going to change because I'm telling you guys this, by the way. Oh, and I do have a life. The only things I've lied about are the things which would make 'Volke' different. I just had nothing to do one day and thought, 'what the hell, why not?'. I do have friends. I do go out in the night. It's just my university course has very few lectures, and I have plenty of time on my hands during the day because I don't revise or anything and can't get a job at the moment.
I'd imagine you're all surprised.
Sig and avatar by Ozzo. Thanks.