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KingofCorn Posted: 10:18 Sep23 2014 Post ID: 3346951
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You lose because we have cookies.


I win because if you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:14 Sep23 2014 Post ID: 3347011
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You lose because you'll still be dead.

I win because I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
I want my old avatar back...
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Matt77 Posted: 08:11 Oct15 2014 Post ID: 3351312
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You lose because you didn't get 84%.

I win because I didn't get lower than 50%.

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~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~

Warrior13 said:I realized Matt is the Chosen One of SC.

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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:53 Oct15 2014 Post ID: 3351368
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You lose because I have no idea what you're talking about. 84% of what?

I win because my cats love me.
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Matt77 Posted: 00:15 Nov08 2014 Post ID: 3356724
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You lose because they love me more.

I win because this is my 6,000th post.

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Warrior13 said:I realized Matt is the Chosen One of SC.

Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:31 Nov08 2014 Post ID: 3356828
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You lose because my cats don't even know you.

I win because I am re-playing some classic Zelda games.
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KingofCorn Posted: 17:21 Nov10 2014 Post ID: 3357291
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You lose because those games are old.


I win because I accomplished something today for once.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:03 Nov11 2014 Post ID: 3357525
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You lose because you don't accomplish something every day.

I win because I checkmated your king.
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RancidPunk Posted: 21:08 Nov14 2014 Post ID: 3358171
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You lose because the king you check mated was a decoy...



I win because I captured the REAL king...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:12 Nov14 2014 Post ID: 3358176
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You lose because there are no decoys in chess.

I win because my full house beats your flush.
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RancidPunk Posted: 21:17 Nov14 2014 Post ID: 3358179
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You lose because your full house is literally a FULL actual house, and you suffocate for lack of oxygen...



I win because I am VERY awesome, and I deserve to win!
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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:21 Nov14 2014 Post ID: 3358182
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You lose because nobody wins ALL the time.

I win because ketchup is made from tomatoes.
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RancidPunk Posted: 21:24 Nov14 2014 Post ID: 3358185
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You lose because ketchup is made from a bit more than tomatoes (vinegar, spices, etc...)




I win because I'm an awesome cook!
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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:27 Nov14 2014 Post ID: 3358188
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You lose because you haven't won Chopped! yet.

I win because I destroyed the Death Star.
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KingofCorn Posted: 12:43 Nov29 2014 Post ID: 3360701
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You lose because you Gredo shot first.


I win because I have Jenga.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:01 Nov30 2014 Post ID: 3360917
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You lose because Jenga is boring.

I win because I have the collector's edition of Star Wars Monopoly (classic trilogy).
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RancidPunk Posted: 14:05 Nov30 2014 Post ID: 3361008
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You lose because Monopoly's kinda boring...



I win because I have a touch screen computer...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:32 Nov30 2014 Post ID: 3361013
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You lose because you don't have a computer with a 3-D holographic display with state-of-the-art voice recognition.

I win because I defeated Ganon and rescued Princess Zelda.
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Street Kombat Posted: 18:56 Nov30 2014 Post ID: 3361068
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You lose because you're not Link.

I win because I'm finally back after MONTHS of absence.

Plug in and power up!
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RancidPunk Posted: 18:58 Nov30 2014 Post ID: 3361069
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You lose because nobody has the computer you described...





I win because I've beaten Legend of Zelda, A Link Between Worlds TWICE...
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