I win The Game, because...

You lose because lose comes before win.

I win because Spock smashes Scissors.

I win because lose only comes before win alphabetically.

You lose because lizard poisons Spock.

You lose because you are wrong, according to the thread creator.

Secondly, you play by saying why the person above you lost the game, then state why you won the game. Here's an example:
Beeblop: I win The Game because I have "Bee" in my name.
drg123: You lost The Game because Bees are annoying.
I win The Game because I have a Pokemon in my avy.
Beeblop: You lost The Game because that Pokemon sucks.
I win the game because I just pushed you off a hill.

And so on so forth.

I win because I have a smartphone.

You lose because most people who have mobile phones have smartphones.

I win because my smartphone has Cortana from the Halo games as a personal assistant.

You lose because slime.

I win because I claimed the hill dozens of times.

You lose because that thread is closed.

I win because now nobody has the hill.

You lose because my pet zebra owns the hill, & since the thread is closed, nobody can claim it from him.

I win because diesel fuel.

You lose because I closed the thread after saying that nobody owns the hill, and that includes your pet zebra.

I win because I destroyed Mother Brain and escaped Tourian in time.

You lose because you didn't save the Etecoons and Dachoras.

I win because I collected every treasure and maximum coins in Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3.

You lose because you still can't complete the game.

I win because I completed a game.

You lose because you haven't completed every Final Fantasy game up to and including Final Fantasy X2.

I win because I have. (That is, not counting the off-shoot GameBoy versions that weren't true Final Fantasy titles. Final Fantasy Legends, for example, was actually Sword Of Mana, the game to which the SNES game Secret Of Mana was a sequel)

« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Dec 20th 2015 »

You lose because you have that backwards. Final Fantasy ADVENTURE was the Sword Of Mana game. Final Fantasy Legend was the forerunner of the SaGa series.

I win because I got the highest score.

You lose because in the final 9 rounds you got the lowest score.

I win because pretzels are yum.

You lose because what you should have said was pretzels are YUMMY.

Eye winn becuz eye yam a reel gud speler.

« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Dec 22nd 2015 »

You lose because you'll never get anywhere with that terrible spelling.


I win because I have a pineapple and you don't.

You lose because that's the 4th time so far that you've mentioned pineapple (4/4)

I win because currently it's Christmas Eve & it's not for you both.

You lose because Christmas Eve is my birthday.

I win because I'm going to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens tomorrow.

You lose because I saw it yesterday.

I win because despite certain events in that movie, I still enjoyed it.

You lose because at the cinema you had no food or drink.

I win because I have a new avatar & sig image.

You lose because you have three words in your sig image,

I win because I defeated Ganon and rescued Princess Zelda.