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Matt77 Posted: 23:30 Dec28 2015
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You lose because Princess Zelda was Bayonetta in disguise, and she killed you.
I win because I have good metabolism.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I win because I have good metabolism.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:45 Dec29 2015
Post ID: 3398718
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You lose because Bayonetta is from a different game.
I win because I found several secret levels in Super Mario World on the SNES.
I win because I found several secret levels in Super Mario World on the SNES.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 19:36 Dec29 2015
Post ID: 3398749
Matt77
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You lose because you didn't find them all.
I win because I got a milkshake maker for Christmas that works and makes great milkshakes.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I win because I got a milkshake maker for Christmas that works and makes great milkshakes.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:25 Dec30 2015
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You lose because you didn't give me a milkshake.
I win because it's too cold for milkshakes around Christmas here (for Matt, Christmas is in the summer).
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Jan 3rd 2016 »
I win because it's too cold for milkshakes around Christmas here (for Matt, Christmas is in the summer).
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Jan 3rd 2016 »
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 19:59 Dec31 2015
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You lose because you can still have milkshakes in Winter.
I win because I made a chocolate thickshake yesterday.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I win because I made a chocolate thickshake yesterday.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:22 Jan02 2016
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You lose because Sbarro cheesecake is better than a milkshake.
I win because I had a Sbarro cheesecake.
I win because I had a Sbarro cheesecake.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 18:18 Jan02 2016
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You lose because m&ms are better than Sbarro cheesecake.
I win because khaki gloves.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I win because khaki gloves.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 10:46 Jan03 2016
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You lose because you've never had Sbarro cheesecake (because if you had, you'd know that M&M's are nowhere near as good, and certainly not better).
I win because knit wool gloves.
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Jan 9th 2016 »
I win because knit wool gloves.
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Jan 9th 2016 »
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 00:13 Jan04 2016
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You lose because they have holes in them.
I win because the New England Patriots failed against a previously 5-10 team.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I win because the New England Patriots failed against a previously 5-10 team.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 15:47 Jan04 2016
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You lose because I'm not interested in sports,
I win because I know who will win this year's Super Bowl.
I win because I know who will win this year's Super Bowl.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 20:03 Jan04 2016
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You lose because your prediction was the San Francisco 49ers.
I win because I got interested in a sport outside of Australia.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I win because I got interested in a sport outside of Australia.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:38 Jan05 2016
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You lose because that was not my prediction.
I win because I still know who will win the Super Bowl.
I win because I still know who will win the Super Bowl.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 20:05 Jan05 2016
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You lose because:
I win because I don't have to vote in elections.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I win because I don't have to vote in elections.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:17 Jan06 2016
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You lose because who KoC plans to vote for has nothing to do with me.
I win because I was the first person to reach the goal.
I win because I was the first person to reach the goal.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 19:46 Jan06 2016
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You lose because the goal was death.
I win because I drew on you with permanent marker.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I win because I drew on you with permanent marker.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 15:18 Jan08 2016
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You lose because touching that permanent marker caused your head to implode.
I win because I got all ten mini-kit canisters on the Mos Espa Podrace scene in LEGO Star Wars on the DS.
I win because I got all ten mini-kit canisters on the Mos Espa Podrace scene in LEGO Star Wars on the DS.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 20:15 Jan08 2016
Post ID: 3399478
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You lose because I have 27 amiibo.
I win because daleks are cool.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I win because daleks are cool.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:35 Jan09 2016
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You lose because you can't stabilize at X00547 by splitting your flight path tangentially across the summit vector of 9GX78 with a five-degree inertial correction.
I win because my Magic 8 Ball predicted that I would.
I win because my Magic 8 Ball predicted that I would.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 21:20 Jan10 2016
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You lose because your 2nd prediction for the Superbowl winner (Cincinnati Bengals) was incorrect, as they screwed up in the last minute.
I win because the AFL team I follow has been successful in the last decade.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I win because the AFL team I follow has been successful in the last decade.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 07:47 Jan11 2016
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You lose because that was not my prediction either. I never told you my prediction.
I win because I predict the the team that will win the Super Bowl is the team that scores the most points.
I win because I predict the the team that will win the Super Bowl is the team that scores the most points.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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