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Street Kombat Posted: 18:41 Nov19 2013
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Toilets are much easier to maintain.
Why do people smoke when they know it's bad for them?
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Why do people smoke when they know it's bad for them?
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KingofCorn Posted: 18:43 Nov19 2013
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Because movies.
Why do use Snuggies?
Why do use Snuggies?
Street Kombat Posted: 18:56 Nov19 2013
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Because they keep you warm while leaving your hands free. Never mind things like sweaters or jackets.
Why did Mortal Kombat Annihilation movie suck so much?
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Why did Mortal Kombat Annihilation movie suck so much?
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KingofCorn Posted: 19:41 Nov19 2013
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Do you want the answer in alphabetical or chronological order?
Why are women so sensitive?
Why are women so sensitive?
Keyblade21 Posted: 11:50 Nov20 2013
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Would you like that in book or movie form?
Why are men so hairy?
Why are men so hairy?
KingofCorn Posted: 14:01 Nov20 2013
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Because the women need something to hold onto.
Why do people think if they wear glasses they will look smarter?
Why do people think if they wear glasses they will look smarter?
CrypticWizard Posted: 19:22 Nov20 2013
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Because they think people with glasses look smart. If they were really that smart, they'd have high-paying jobs and could afford Lasik to fix their eyes so they wouldn't need to wear glasses.
Why do two stores of the same chain sell things for different prices even if both stores are in the same city?
Why do two stores of the same chain sell things for different prices even if both stores are in the same city?
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KingofCorn Posted: 19:49 Nov20 2013
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Because of money and stuff.
Why do cats flock to people sitting down?
Why do cats flock to people sitting down?
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:37 Nov21 2013
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Because they like curl up on people's laps.
Why do dogs wag their tails when they're happy?
Why do dogs wag their tails when they're happy?
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KingofCorn Posted: 14:51 Nov21 2013
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To express happiness.
Why don't people live in hotels?
Why don't people live in hotels?
Street Kombat Posted: 16:53 Nov21 2013
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Because they are way too expensive for that.
Why do restaurants call the people who serve your food "waiters?"
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Why do restaurants call the people who serve your food "waiters?"
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KingofCorn Posted: 17:24 Nov21 2013
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Because you are always waiting for them to feed you.
Why is gas so expensive?
Why is gas so expensive?
Street Kombat Posted: 17:26 Nov21 2013
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It's not, if you go to Taco Bell you can get gas really cheap.
Why do people think sex is dirty?
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Why do people think sex is dirty?
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KingofCorn Posted: 18:44 Nov21 2013
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Because nobody showers.
How come so many people like sports?
How come so many people like sports?
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:04 Nov22 2013
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Because they are fun to play, but (in my opinion) not as much fun to watch.
Why do some they make artificial flavors instead of just flavoring it with the real thing?
Why do some they make artificial flavors instead of just flavoring it with the real thing?
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Keyblade21 Posted: 17:22 Nov22 2013
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Sometimes they can only make certain flavors artificially, like blue raspberry. I think mainly it's so that they can make their own personal flavors. i.e. - If you eat a grape and then drink grape soda they taste different.
In my opinion this is because companies like Pepsi-Cola and Coca-Cola want to have their own flavors for everything. Pepsi and Coke look exactly the same but their tastes couldn't be more different. I think it's just because companies like making their own stuff and sometimes they can make something huge like Pepsi or Cola. I don't know the real reason to be honest.
Why do so many people love Peta, when Peta euthanizes 90% of the animals they "save" or get?
In my opinion this is because companies like Pepsi-Cola and Coca-Cola want to have their own flavors for everything. Pepsi and Coke look exactly the same but their tastes couldn't be more different. I think it's just because companies like making their own stuff and sometimes they can make something huge like Pepsi or Cola. I don't know the real reason to be honest.
Why do so many people love Peta, when Peta euthanizes 90% of the animals they "save" or get?
KingofCorn Posted: 00:31 Nov23 2013
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Because they're hipster douches.
Why are there so many annoying hipsters?
Why are there so many annoying hipsters?
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:35 Nov25 2013
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I don't know but I wish there wasn't.
Why do some people get so much pleasure out of making other people feel bad?
Why do some people get so much pleasure out of making other people feel bad?
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KingofCorn Posted: 01:14 Nov26 2013
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Deep psychological ties.
Why are school buses yellow?
Why are school buses yellow?
Street Kombat Posted: 13:53 Nov26 2013
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Yellow (and the yellow family of colors) gets your attention faster than any other color. People notice yellow objects first.
Even when you are looking straight ahead, you can see a yellow object that is not in front of you "in the corners of your eyes" much sooner than any other color, even red. Scientists describe this as follows: "Lateral peripheral vision for detecting yellows is 1.24 times greater than for red."
Many experts also point out that colors such as yellow or greenish-yellow are more visible to the human eye under dimmer conditions compared to red.
So with this in mind, why are fire trucks red?
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Even when you are looking straight ahead, you can see a yellow object that is not in front of you "in the corners of your eyes" much sooner than any other color, even red. Scientists describe this as follows: "Lateral peripheral vision for detecting yellows is 1.24 times greater than for red."
Many experts also point out that colors such as yellow or greenish-yellow are more visible to the human eye under dimmer conditions compared to red.
So with this in mind, why are fire trucks red?
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