Wow, I even beat Forgoten_Scars here.
Anyway...
Greetings and Salutations. Welcome to SC. I do hope you stay longer than most new people that join. You'll find us to be a strange and loony bunch, to be sure, but you won't find a better mix of people to be friends with anywhere else.
And please, I prefer to be called Purge.
By reading this, you lost the game. Oh, and want to pet my puppy? It doesn't bite.
Sorry, no DS-compatable Wifi.