Some scene girl Posted: 07:01 Jun23 2011
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We all have our favourites; whether that be because they're cheesy, cute, hilarious or so awful they're amazing. So, post here and show everyone just how smooth your talk really is. Some of my personal favourites are:
"Your lips look lonely; would they like to meet mine?"
"Want to see a magic trick? Because I can make your virginity disappear!"
"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."
Please, come share your amazing one-liners!
So much love to danzx for this. <3
And lots to Cyndevia for the avy! <3
"Your lips look lonely; would they like to meet mine?"
"Want to see a magic trick? Because I can make your virginity disappear!"
"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."
Please, come share your amazing one-liners!
So much love to danzx for this. <3
And lots to Cyndevia for the avy! <3
Forgoten_Scars Posted: 07:04 Jun23 2011
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Forgoten_Scars
Orbis terrarum est mei
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My most commonly used one. Works well for me.
sphynxx Posted: 07:04 Jun23 2011
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sphynxx
.:I Am What You Fear Most:.
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I don't have pick-up lines, I'm waaaay to shy :3
<3 to Craizen for the Avatar & TheLlama for the Signature.
"Forever in this heart of mine, an everlasting bond. From now until the end of time, are memories so fond."
peanut butter ownage Posted: 10:06 Jun23 2011
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peanut butter ownage
Friendly Neigborhood PBO!
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"How much does a polar bear weigh? ... Enough to break the ice, hi I'm ______."
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Floatzel Posted: 10:15 Jun23 2011
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Floatzel
My life is 200% a lie.
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" Is your daddy a thief?
Then who stole the sparkle of the stars and put them into your eyes?"
Credit to Myself for the sig.
Then who stole the sparkle of the stars and put them into your eyes?"
Credit to Myself for the sig.
AK GMAN14 Posted: 11:40 Jun23 2011
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AK GMAN14
Thwipster
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Same here but girls still came.
That's the corniest pick up line ever Floatz.
Xtreme gamer Posted: 12:03 Jun23 2011
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Xtreme gamer
#2Seconds
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Lames use pick-up lines. I call it spittin game when you tryna nab a female.
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Floatzel Posted: 12:10 Jun23 2011
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Floatzel
My life is 200% a lie.
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If i could rearange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together.
That's cheap.
Credit to Myself for the sig.
That's cheap.
Credit to Myself for the sig.
Stephinator4 Posted: 12:47 Jun23 2011
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I think pick up lines are stupid. If you like someone or think they are pretty/hot jus tell them!
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Soul Eater Posted: 14:56 Jun23 2011
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Yeah, some girls like pick-up lines, but, as Xtreme called it, "running game" works a much larger percentage of a time. Getting a girl usually takes a technique, not just one or two lines.
Lady autumn dove Posted: 15:00 Jun23 2011
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Lady autumn dove
Cluckcluckcluck.
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Um....I came up with this as a valentines day poem but who in the right mind would use it? "think of us as a pair of dice,no longer shall we play solotar,but make the lovlyist pair" thank god it's never been tested. but I like it...it's..weird
Soul Eater Posted: 15:25 Jun23 2011
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Girls have it easy though. You can tell a dude anything as long as you're handing him an alcoholic drink or bending over to pick up something and he'd still accept it.
Symmetry Posted: 15:38 Jun23 2011
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Symmetry
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"You're looking pretty sharp. Why don't we go back to my flat and get natural?"
...It's hard to be a band geek. ):
...It's hard to be a band geek. ):
Well, a time-traveling phone booth can only take you so far...
Soul Eater Posted: 16:24 Jun23 2011
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Soul Eater
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You could probably pick up hipster chicks with that.
geezerguy Posted: 17:52 Jun23 2011
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geezerguy
Jailbait / Lukie
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Haha this is my favourite ever.
Winner of Member Brawl 2011 <3
coachcline Posted: 21:57 Jun23 2011
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coachcline
Just call me Coach
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Pick up lines are so stupid. But my personal favorite is:
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
Siggy proudly brought to you by .Impact!
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steelersrock01 Posted: 22:07 Jun23 2011
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steelersrock01
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Love this. Gonna use it on Saturday.
sphynxx Posted: 00:05 Jun24 2011
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sphynxx
.:I Am What You Fear Most:.
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Record yourself using it and show us you getting shot down! =D
<3 to Craizen for the Avatar & TheLlama for the Signature.
"Forever in this heart of mine, an everlasting bond. From now until the end of time, are memories so fond."
steelersrock01 Posted: 11:11 Jun24 2011
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steelersrock01
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If my phone could take video, I definitely would. I'll try and use someone else's to take it. Will post results.
Forgoten_Scars Posted: 12:53 Jun24 2011
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Forgoten_Scars
Orbis terrarum est mei
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I don't know. I may get freaky with you because of that line.
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