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ligerhiou0999 Posted: 22:52 Nov05 2013 Post ID: 3286453
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I like cappuccinos!!!!! ...Alot.

How could you trhow rocks at that old couple in the park?!


If someone calls you a princess in a condescending manner exorcise your newly appointed royal authority and have them beheaded.

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KingofCorn Posted: 01:20 Nov06 2013 Post ID: 3286475
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Because I have nothing better to do.



How could you miss your flight?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:13 Nov06 2013 Post ID: 3286569
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Because I didn't want to sit next a computer-generated lizard trying to sell me car insurance.

How could you not want to save 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico?
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KingofCorn Posted: 15:14 Nov06 2013 Post ID: 3286570
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Because I was already in good hands.




How could you defecate on that pool table?
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darkshadow824 Posted: 11:48 Nov08 2013 Post ID: 3286904
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Because it was green.

How could you skip school?


I once said, "The problem with the world is that it has too many idiots, the problem with me is that I know too many of them."

I'm a hater.. So what?

You'd think I have a life... Apparently not.
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KingofCorn Posted: 12:18 Nov08 2013 Post ID: 3286914
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Because I wanted to.



How could you eat sand?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:32 Nov08 2013 Post ID: 3286923
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I didn't eat sand, I ate a sandwich. Big difference.

How could you confuse sand with sandwich?
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darkshadow824 Posted: 13:36 Nov08 2013 Post ID: 3286926
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Because of my math teacher.

How could you not like me?


I once said, "The problem with the world is that it has too many idiots, the problem with me is that I know too many of them."

I'm a hater.. So what?

You'd think I have a life... Apparently not.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:37 Nov08 2013 Post ID: 3286929
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I never said I didn't like you, I just don't know you well enough yet to decide. So far, you seem likable.

How could you think I don't like you?
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darkshadow824 Posted: 13:45 Nov08 2013 Post ID: 3286936
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Because I thought so.

How could you reject a little girl's offer?


I once said, "The problem with the world is that it has too many idiots, the problem with me is that I know too many of them."

I'm a hater.. So what?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:16 Nov08 2013 Post ID: 3286954
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She offered me a beef sandwich and I don't eat beef.

How could you throw that baby into the ocean?
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KingofCorn Posted: 21:34 Nov08 2013 Post ID: 3286988
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Because the abortion clinic was closed.



How could you squash that beetle?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 23:32 Nov10 2013 Post ID: 3287343
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Because I don't like Volkswagen.

How could you forget it was Neil's turn to go out and vacuum the fish?
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KingofCorn Posted: 23:37 Nov10 2013 Post ID: 3287346
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Because I have short term memory loss.




How could you forget that?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 00:16 Nov11 2013 Post ID: 3287366
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Forget what?

How could you do whatever it was that you did?
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ligerhiou0999 Posted: 01:35 Nov11 2013 Post ID: 3287403
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I was sleepwalking.

How could you steal that child's candy?!


If someone calls you a princess in a condescending manner exorcise your newly appointed royal authority and have them beheaded.

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KingofCorn Posted: 02:11 Nov11 2013 Post ID: 3287420
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Just because.


How could you blow up the death star?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:31 Nov12 2013 Post ID: 3287593
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Because Red Leader missed.

How could cut off Luke's hand?
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KingofCorn Posted: 15:49 Nov12 2013 Post ID: 3287607
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Because I was trying for father of the year award.



How could hurt that midget?
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Keyblade21 Posted: 06:01 Nov13 2013 Post ID: 3287737
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Because it was clearly an inflatable doll.

How could you beat a man senseless with a taco?

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