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Matt77 Posted: 18:38 Apr06 2014
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Seriously, please stop with all things you're saying about Australia. You don't live here and know nothing about the place.
Because your sentence doesn't make sense.
How could you kill Liu Kang in one hit?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 23:28 Apr06 2014
Post ID: 3314973
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Because Scorpion is awesome that way.
How could you not assassinate Bieber and One Direction and frame someone else for it?
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How could you not assassinate Bieber and One Direction and frame someone else for it?
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Apr 6th 2014 »
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 23:30 Apr06 2014
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KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
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Because I wanted the credit for it.
How could you eat orange peels?
How could you eat orange peels?
CrypticWizard Posted: 00:09 Apr07 2014
Post ID: 3315011
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Because they were ground up and used as a spice.
How could you not have thyme on your hands?
How could you not have thyme on your hands?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 07:32 Apr07 2014
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I see the pun.
Because school runs for 7 hours.
How could you not have time for dat?
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Because school runs for 7 hours.
How could you not have time for dat?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
KingofCorn Posted: 10:27 Apr07 2014
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KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
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Post Likes: 615
Because I was busy!
How could you dive off a building?
How could you dive off a building?
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:39 Apr07 2014
Post ID: 3315104
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Because I am a stuntman and we were shooting a movie.
How could you do a double backward somersault through a flaming hoop while singing the Canadian national anthem in Chinese?
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How could you do a double backward somersault through a flaming hoop while singing the Canadian national anthem in Chinese?
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I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 19:07 Apr07 2014
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Matt77
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Because I was dreaming.
How could you not eat the cheese?
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
How could you not eat the cheese?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
KingofCorn Posted: 10:23 Apr08 2014
Post ID: 3315247
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
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Post Likes: 615
Because it was on a mousetrap.
How could you steal the Declaration of Independence?
How could you steal the Declaration of Independence?
CrypticWizard Posted: 15:44 Apr08 2014
Post ID: 3315261
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Because I wanted to see if there really was a treasure map on the back.
How could you staple bagels to your faces and then remove them with a pitchfork?
How could you staple bagels to your faces and then remove them with a pitchfork?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 20:45 Apr10 2014
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KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
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Post Likes: 615
Because when you're in Amish Country...
How you make savagely racist claims at the DMV?
How you make savagely racist claims at the DMV?
CrypticWizard Posted: 10:46 Apr11 2014
Post ID: 3315665
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I didn't..I said he was a "digger" because I saw the shovel in his truck outside.
How could you think I am racist?
How could you think I am racist?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 21:11 Apr11 2014
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Avoid the Noid.
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Post Likes: 615
Because I know how you Californians are...
How could you not got to the new Marvel movie?
How could you not got to the new Marvel movie?
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:01 Apr14 2014
Post ID: 3316165
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Most of the times the movies mess up the canon with what they call "creative license." They should tell the story the way it was intended.
How could you stop posting in the "Keep The Story Going" thread?
How could you stop posting in the "Keep The Story Going" thread?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 00:29 Apr15 2014
Post ID: 3316205
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
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Because I have no idea what's going on in the story.
How could you not watch the Blood Moon?
How could you not watch the Blood Moon?
CrypticWizard Posted: 20:09 Apr15 2014
Post ID: 3316311
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Post Likes: 226
I did watch it.
How could you build a scale model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles?
How could you build a scale model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 00:44 Apr16 2014
Post ID: 3316353
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
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Post Likes: 615
Because I'm a boss.
How could you not own an Xbox?
How could you not own an Xbox?
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:30 Apr16 2014
Post ID: 3316411
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Post Likes: 226
Because the XBox sucks so much, it could pull a bowling ball through a straw.
How could you own an XBox?
How could you own an XBox?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Street Kombat Posted: 22:19 Apr21 2014
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Street Kombat
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Because he likes it (even though it does in fact suck).
How could you not own a PS3?
Plug in and power up!
How could you not own a PS3?
Plug in and power up!
CrypticWizard Posted: 10:44 Apr23 2014
Post ID: 3317197
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Because I'd rather own the PS4.
FYI: I did in fact own a PS3 but it got broken. Apparently, it's ability to play Blu-Ray movies was not up to par. It played the movie, but then refused to eject the disk afterward.
How could you write a dozen book reports and then pack yourself in styrofoam?
FYI: I did in fact own a PS3 but it got broken. Apparently, it's ability to play Blu-Ray movies was not up to par. It played the movie, but then refused to eject the disk afterward.
How could you write a dozen book reports and then pack yourself in styrofoam?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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