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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:56 Dec22 2015
Post ID: 3398111
CrypticWizard
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Post Likes: 226
Because nobody cleaned the pool.
How could you fit 27 breadsticks up your nose?
How could you fit 27 breadsticks up your nose?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Street Kombat Posted: 18:54 Dec27 2015
Post ID: 3398538
Street Kombat
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Post Likes: 9
Because I didn't have 28 of them.
How could you illegally download movies?
Plug in and power up!
How could you illegally download movies?
Plug in and power up!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:17 Dec28 2015
Post ID: 3398619
CrypticWizard
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Post Likes: 226
Because you can't do it legally.
How could you start the zombie apocalypse?
How could you start the zombie apocalypse?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Street Kombat Posted: 21:42 Jan25 2016
Post ID: 3400507
Street Kombat
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Post Likes: 9
Because I ran out of coffee.
How could you let your dinner get cold?
Plug in and power up!
How could you let your dinner get cold?
Plug in and power up!
balthiersbit Posted: 15:18 Jan26 2016
Post ID: 3400545
balthiersbit
Poop DinoQueen
Posts: 10,641
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Post Likes: 188
Because salads are better cold
How could you xray your teddy bear when it has no bones
(and my question mark has disappeared from my keyboard)
Thanx to Craizen for the sig, love ya babe, Hubby for the avi.
How could you xray your teddy bear when it has no bones
(and my question mark has disappeared from my keyboard)
Thanx to Craizen for the sig, love ya babe, Hubby for the avi.
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:56 Jan27 2016
Post ID: 3400623
CrypticWizard
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Post Likes: 226
Because I wanted to see what WAS inside it.
How could you put the peanut butter in the freezer?
How could you put the peanut butter in the freezer?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 02:00 Jan28 2016
Post ID: 3400667
Matt77
The Chosen One
Posts: 16,093
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Post Likes: 275
Because I have no pantry or cupboards.
How could you eat marbles?
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
How could you eat marbles?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 14:23 Jan28 2016
Post ID: 3400733
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Post Likes: 226
Because I liked marbled cheese, so I decided to try it without the cheese.
How could you roll two dice and get a 13?
How could you roll two dice and get a 13?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Street Kombat Posted: 13:21 Feb08 2016
Post ID: 3401535
Street Kombat
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Post Likes: 9
Because I was rolling 10-sided dice.
How could you think all dice are 6-sided?
Plug in and power up!
How could you think all dice are 6-sided?
Plug in and power up!
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:19 Feb10 2016
Post ID: 3401678
CrypticWizard
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Post Likes: 226
Because not everybody knows about different dice for P&P role-playing games.
How could you play those kinds of games and not tell me?
How could you play those kinds of games and not tell me?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Tough_Nut Posted: 08:00 Feb11 2016
Post ID: 3401732
Tough_Nut
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Post Likes: 0
Because I thought you will be shocked by my skills!
How could you to boost your account without any skills?
How could you to boost your account without any skills?
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:11 Feb11 2016
Post ID: 3401749
CrypticWizard
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Post Likes: 226
Because I have awesome ekills.
How could think I have no skills?
How could think I have no skills?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 19:57 Feb26 2016
Post ID: 3402989
Matt77
The Chosen One
Posts: 16,093
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Post Likes: 275
Because you can't spell 'skills'.
How could you punch a hole through your wall?
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
How could you punch a hole through your wall?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 15:21 Feb27 2016
Post ID: 3403093
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Post Likes: 226
Because I wanted a window there.
How could staple bagels to your face then remove them with a pitchfork?
How could staple bagels to your face then remove them with a pitchfork?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 21:44 Feb27 2016
Post ID: 3403115
Matt77
The Chosen One
Posts: 16,093
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Post Likes: 275
Because I wanted a new face.
How could you eat your phone?
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
How could you eat your phone?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:58 Feb28 2016
Post ID: 3403144
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Post Likes: 226
It said it was a BlackBerry so I wanted to see if it tasted like one.
How could you throw your dog off the roof?
How could you throw your dog off the roof?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 19:12 Mar08 2016
Post ID: 3403895
danielroxheaps
1111000110001010101011111001
Posts: 7,894
Post Likes: 250
Post Likes: 250
Because I thought it could fly (the roof was on the ground so the dog is all good :smile
How could you do this to me?!?!?!
How could you do this to me?!?!?!
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/i...roxheaps
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"
CrypticWizard Posted: 15:20 Mar09 2016
Post ID: 3403956
CrypticWizard
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Posts: 14,038
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Post Likes: 226
Because you asked me to.
How could you do that thing that you did?
How could you do that thing that you did?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 16:13 Mar09 2016
Post ID: 3403962
danielroxheaps
1111000110001010101011111001
Posts: 7,894
Post Likes: 250
Post Likes: 250
Because you forced me to
How could you force me to do that?
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How could you force me to do that?
« Last edited by danielroxheaps on Mar 9th 2016 »
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/i...roxheaps
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"
CrypticWizard Posted: 18:11 Mar09 2016
Post ID: 3403973
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Post Likes: 226
Because the Force is with me.
How could you abandon your Jedi training?
How could you abandon your Jedi training?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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