Ok Matt long and detailed it is!
10:39 I wake up from my slumber of 8 hours to find myself reaching for an alarm on my phone. Or was the alarm reaching for me? After deactivation of said alarm I wandered into the hall where I was blinded by the light of the sky. The sound of Christian television were heard faintly in the background while a mixing bowl of pancake batter was being completed. I started to prepare my meager breakfast of pancakes and hashed browns while periodically changing my attention to my cellular telephone to browse the dank memes of Reddit. It was at this time I realized the first pancake was nearly completed but alas I had forgotten to add the chocolate chips. Was it too late? Had I gone too far? At the last moment I added them but I was too late. The chocolate chips were burned nearly instantly. The hashed browns still not ready I ate my pancake in solitude of other sustenance. It was at this point that I bid my mother farewell as she started her journey to the tire store. With her gone I started to watch a few episodes of Archer. I decided to make 2 more pancakes that were able to be eaten with the hashed browns. Once the breakfast was complete I put the excess batter away and sat down to enjoy more television. After a while of watching Archer, browsing the dankest of memes, and texting my girlfriend I chose to deactivate the television in favor of a phone call to said girlfriend. 1 hour 29 minutes later I returned a call from my father. After the previous phone conversations I resumed my television viewing this time choosing Family Guy whilst cleaning the kitchen. An episode and a half later my mother returned home with the ingredients for supper. With her in company I decided to change the television venue to the Michael Moore documentary film by the title of Sicko during which we ate. Following the viewing of said documentary I viewed an interview from a former Satanist. With the interview complete we headed to the horses and llamas for feeding time. The dog by the name of Chloe accompanied us for our journey. Upon arrival at the fence I deactivated the solar powered electric fence and dispersed the grain. Upon arriving at the top of the hill I started clearing leaves from the water tank. After my duties were complete I headed home. Upon arriving at home I made microwave popcorn to eat while watching Pacific Rim. Once the popcorn was finished I finished the Apple Pie. As the movie came to a close I decided the rest of my night is to be spent texting the aforementioned girlfriend and browsing yet more dank memes. After a couple YouTube videos I decided that my night shall, like Pacific Rim, come to a close. And now here I sit. Goodnight SuperCheats.