So I'm not in this thing this year? After all the effort I put in to every second of my time here? After everything I did for you?!
I'm not even considered for the roster?! That's like not putting Hitler on the roster of guys that should have had a little chat with his close friends and relatives before throwing a worldwide hissy fit. I feel like Hitler right now, guys, but instead of invading stuff and being a bit of a ****, I'm going to express this anger with the most accurate smiley available.
You see that? CAN YOU COMPREHEND THIS PASSIVE AGRESSIVE FURY?!
Fo'shame SC. I had faith in the system. I had faith in authority. But this is pure corruption. This is all politics and I've been pushed aside for having a voice! I'm like one of those freedom fighters assassinated by tyrants, but instead of a freedom fighter being assassinated I'm a martyr now forgotten having his pride and dignity raped from behind by this XXL dildo of a contest!
Members of this forum, people of the voting world and passars by engrossed by the drama I have brought crashing down... I give you the face of discontent!
Whoops, wrong one.
This is the silent yet perfectly imaginable swan song of my suffering. Once a mod among mere mortals, I have been struck down, exiled and silenced for too long. This is the final straw! In the milkshake of internet politics, no plastic tubes remain! To the decision to exclude me from this contest in hope of wiping my presence from memory i say no!
No!
Not this time, SC. This is the moment I make my stand. I return without desire or ambition. Only a dream. A dream of an internet forum in which those that made an impact receive the recognition they reserve. I'll settle for a badge or a digital statue or something on the main page. Or you can change the site name to one of the following: Tomm Cheats, or Super Tom. Your choice. I'm pretty flexible.
Also, I vote for Testvirus101. He was pretty cool when I used to come here on the RP board and stuff.
DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM!
Also, and though this added bit isn't helping, this post is long as hell, but I put too much effort in to delete any of it now. Skip it if you want to risk missing THE GREATEST RETURN SPEECH OF ALL TIME!