Long long ago, and by this I mean about breakfast time this morning, a foolish young penguin named penguinlord352 made the mistake of harassing an Admin.
He did this thinking he could pester this handsome young Blaziken into role playing with him. The Blaziken Administrator tried to beat around the bush as to not hurt the young penguin's feelings. Alas, this was done in vain. This ninnyhammer of a mod just wouldn't give up, and eventually peeved off the chicken. I mean REALLY peeved off.
And this is where our story picks up.
SCENE 1!
*Angry chicken tackles penguin to the ground and starts pecking the crap out of his forehead.*
Derek-" Die mofo! Die!" Dx