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RancidPunk Posted: 13:09 Sep20 2012 Post ID: 3151562
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Once Upon A Time, there was a boy who was hungry. So he decided to eat...
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richmond1210 Posted: 03:19 Sep21 2012 Post ID: 3151722
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An orange. He likes oranges.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:15 Sep21 2012 Post ID: 3151812
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However, when he looked in the fridge, he found he was out of oranges. In fact, the only thing left in the fridge was....

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RancidPunk Posted: 20:41 Sep24 2012 Post ID: 3152729
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Plutonium! He found that and took it outside, where he traded it for a bag full of...
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Civz Posted: 00:21 Sep25 2012 Post ID: 3152789
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Beaver skeletons. Now he had only one thing to do with the beaver skeletons, go home and...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 18:54 Sep25 2012 Post ID: 3152980
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...paint them neon purple, since everyone knows that neon purple beaver skeletons are all the rage these days. But he was out of neon purple paint, so he used...

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Street Kombat Posted: 19:43 Sep28 2012 Post ID: 3153753
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neon purple squid. However, the squid weren't too happy with this idea, and so they...

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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:04 Sep30 2012 Post ID: 3154232
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...used their magical squid powers to animate the beaver skeletons. As soon as they did, the beaver skeletons proceeded to....

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Street Kombat Posted: 11:07 Oct01 2012 Post ID: 3154426
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build beaver dams, since that's what beavers do. This didn't help the neon purple squid, however, so they...

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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:09 Oct02 2012 Post ID: 3154755
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...could do nothing about it, because the boy was still hungry and decided he wanted calamari. But what he didn't know is that when you eat calamari made from neon purple squid....

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Civz Posted: 20:50 Oct02 2012 Post ID: 3154848
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...your skin turns to neon purple. When his mother saw him with neon purple skin, she...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:10 Oct03 2012 Post ID: 3154985
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...demanded to know why he had eaten neon purple squid. He told her that it was because he was hungry and they were out of oranges. She replied...

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Civz Posted: 16:40 Oct03 2012 Post ID: 3155058
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...then obviously i need to go to the supermarket. Little did she know, the supermarket was...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 09:55 Oct04 2012 Post ID: 3155257
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...also out of oranges. In fact, there were no more oranges anywhere on the whole planet. This was because...

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Civz Posted: 13:17 Oct04 2012 Post ID: 3155327
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...after the great Orange and Kiwi war of 2040, all oranges had immmigrated to...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:43 Oct05 2012 Post ID: 3155774
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...a planet waaaaaaaay over on the other side of the galaxy, so far away that even astronomers hadn't discovered it. There, the oranges were happy, and they could...

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Civz Posted: 12:45 Oct05 2012 Post ID: 3155777
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...live in peace, or so they thought. Their peace was brought to an abrupt end when...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:51 Oct05 2012 Post ID: 3155785
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...the boy, who was actually a space traveler, came to their planet and proceeded to eat them. But then the oranges unveiled their secret weapon...

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Civz Posted: 14:53 Oct05 2012 Post ID: 3155815
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... GINGIVITIS!!! The space traveler was helpless against it, and with his last breath, he...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:20 Oct06 2012 Post ID: 3156308
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...spewed out the neon purple calamari he had eaten, knowing that neon purple squid are the natural enemies of oranges, and the oranges had no choice but to...

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