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RancidPunk

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Posted at: 20-Sep-2012 13:09:50 Post ID: 3151562
Rules: See topic name-Simple, huh?

Once Upon A Time, there was a boy who was hungry. So he decided to eat...
PUNX 4-EVER!

richmond1210

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Posted at: 21-Sep-2012 03:19:57 Post ID: 3151722
An orange. He likes oranges.

CrypticWizard

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Posted at: 21-Sep-2012 12:15:56 Post ID: 3151812
However, when he looked in the fridge, he found he was out of oranges. In fact, the only thing left in the fridge was....

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RancidPunk

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Posted at: 24-Sep-2012 20:41:10 Post ID: 3152729
Plutonium! He found that and took it outside, where he traded it for a bag full of...
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Civz

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Posted at: 25-Sep-2012 00:21:01 Post ID: 3152789
Beaver skeletons. Now he had only one thing to do with the beaver skeletons, go home and...

CrypticWizard

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Posted at: 25-Sep-2012 18:54:11 Post ID: 3152980
...paint them neon purple, since everyone knows that neon purple beaver skeletons are all the rage these days. But he was out of neon purple paint, so he used...

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Street Kombat

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Posted at: 28-Sep-2012 19:43:01 Post ID: 3153753
neon purple squid. However, the squid weren't too happy with this idea, and so they...

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CrypticWizard

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Posted at: 30-Sep-2012 15:04:24 Post ID: 3154232
...used their magical squid powers to animate the beaver skeletons. As soon as they did, the beaver skeletons proceeded to....

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Street Kombat

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Posted at: 01-Oct-2012 11:07:10 Post ID: 3154426
build beaver dams, since that's what beavers do. This didn't help the neon purple squid, however, so they...

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CrypticWizard

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Posted at: 02-Oct-2012 15:09:36 Post ID: 3154755
...could do nothing about it, because the boy was still hungry and decided he wanted calamari. But what he didn't know is that when you eat calamari made from neon purple squid....

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Civz

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Posted at: 02-Oct-2012 20:50:52 Post ID: 3154848
...your skin turns to neon purple. When his mother saw him with neon purple skin, she...

CrypticWizard

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Posted at: 03-Oct-2012 11:10:00 Post ID: 3154985
...demanded to know why he had eaten neon purple squid. He told her that it was because he was hungry and they were out of oranges. She replied...

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Civz

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Posted at: 03-Oct-2012 16:40:50 Post ID: 3155058
...then obviously i need to go to the supermarket. Little did she know, the supermarket was...

CrypticWizard

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Posted at: 04-Oct-2012 09:55:20 Post ID: 3155257
...also out of oranges. In fact, there were no more oranges anywhere on the whole planet. This was because...

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Civz

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Posted at: 04-Oct-2012 13:17:54 Post ID: 3155327
...after the great Orange and Kiwi war of 2040, all oranges had immmigrated to...

CrypticWizard

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Posted at: 05-Oct-2012 12:43:30 Post ID: 3155774
...a planet waaaaaaaay over on the other side of the galaxy, so far away that even astronomers hadn't discovered it. There, the oranges were happy, and they could...

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Civz

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Posted at: 05-Oct-2012 12:45:50 Post ID: 3155777
...live in peace, or so they thought. Their peace was brought to an abrupt end when...

CrypticWizard

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Posted at: 05-Oct-2012 12:51:43 Post ID: 3155785
...the boy, who was actually a space traveler, came to their planet and proceeded to eat them. But then the oranges unveiled their secret weapon...

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Posted at: 05-Oct-2012 14:53:29 Post ID: 3155815
... GINGIVITIS!!! The space traveler was helpless against it, and with his last breath, he...

CrypticWizard

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Posted at: 06-Oct-2012 12:20:52 Post ID: 3156308
...spewed out the neon purple calamari he had eaten, knowing that neon purple squid are the natural enemies of oranges, and the oranges had no choice but to...

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