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Her friend, Jimi, had spent 39 years trying to build a machine to create and re-create creatures. He pulled a bit of hair off her. "Ow!" Laura said. Jimi had a crush on Laura, Laura had a few feelings for Jimi too, but tried to hide it.
But despite his best attempts, he couldn't create birds. "I would need actual DNA from the creature in order to create it," he said. Laura simply did not want to go back to Earth to get bird DNA. She had originally only planned to go for a week and ended up getting stuck there for 15 years.
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"I'm not going back there," Laura told him. "You don't have to," Jimi replied, "I'll go". Laura knew Jimi wouldn't survive there. He literally wouldn't kill a fly. "No," Laura says. "What?" Jimi replies. "No," Laura says again. "Laura, I have to do this," he says, "I'm going to grab my stuff." Laura grabs his hands and kisses him. He kisses her back. "I-I'm sorry," she says. "Don't be, you don't know how long I've been waiting for you to do that," he responds.
"Jimi, as soon as you step onto that Earth, my brain tells me that I despise you and must kill you. It's why I had all those heads from men of Earth. It wasn't fun, it wasn't a hobby, it was a compulsion I couldn't resist. Jimi, if you go there, I can't ever see you again."
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
So Jimi didn't go and Laura decided to live without birds. But she and Jimi still didn't date because Laura didn't really love him, she just didn't want him to go to Earth because the place just totally sucked. Meanwhile, elsewhere on the planet, a chocolate bar was kissing a flea.
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And the sun yelled at the flea and chocolate for having it and the chocolate bar melted, so the flea ran away.
Meanwhile, Jimi was sitting in a chair by the window. The fireplace was roaring, as he was the only one who had invented a device to cool his room. Laura was looking through the window. She could tell he was feeling sad, despite trying to hide it. Jimi pours water on the fire and goes to close the blinds. Laura ducks below the window, but she isn't fast enough. 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!' Jimi screams 'Laura, WTF ARE YOU DOING?'
"Sorry! I just found it fascinating that a fire creates cold!", she yelled across to him. "Oh, ok! Sorry for swearing by the way, I'm going through a thing called an 'SC phase' like my friend Dan is!", he yelled across. "Oh, ok!", Laura yelled across. In that split second she decided to jump.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Unfortunately, she jumped through a freak wormhole in the space-time continuum and got sucked back to the year 1 on Earth and witnessed the birth of Christ. This slightly unsettled her, because she was Jewish, and now she knew she'd been wrong all this time. Her head was aching, and she asked the virgin Mary if she had any buffered analgesic.
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Laura turns around and walks forward, and somehow falls through the ground and ends up in 2001. Where am I now she thought. She looked over to the calendar on the wall. Crap, 2001. Why? WHY???. She got so mad her whole body turned red, and fire came out of her head. Alarm bells go off, sprinklers start spraying and Laura runs out the building.
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She ran straight through another time portal and ended up in 1984. She was lying in a bed in small bedroom. Near the bedroom was a dressing gown, toothbrush, and flathead screwdriver. The floor was rumbling under her and she looked out the window to find out why.
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But they were the same dinosaur statues that had always been there. The reason the ground was rumbling was because a large yellow bulldozer was advancing on the house. Apparently they were building a new bypass, and the house was in the way. Laura rushed down the stairs in a panic.
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She took off her panic (a large woolen jumper) and looked outside. It was only a hologram with sound designed to scare her. But how would she get back to her home planet and to the same year?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
She looked in her pocket to find some pocket fluff, a pair of tweezers, forty-six cents in loose change, and a seniver portal. She was trying to decide if any of these items might be useful, but wasn't sure which one.
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The sound coming from the hologram was making the ground shake so much that the house Laura was still in started collapsing. She managed to make it out by a jump, but her leg was crushed by a piece of the wall. She teared her leg off and it grew back in 2.22 seconds.
This time (2.2 seconds) was half the time it took for Laura to return to her home planet and correct time. However, it turned out her home planet was spread apart into millions of pieces across the Pegasus Dwarf Galaxy, which was a few galaxies away from her home galaxy.
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So she went to the nearest equivalent planet, which was called Alderaan. As soon as she got close to the planet, she noticed what looked like a small moon, but was actually a space station, was moving into orbit around it.
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It seemed that reality itself was collapsing. At this exact moment The Doctor, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, and River Song were attempting to save it. Once they finally did, Laura returned to her home planet and it was fine; nothing had changed. But when she looked out of the window of her apartment...
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