On that note, I'm hijacking this
derp's thread for my own purposes.
That's right folks. Here we have the newest addition to PrimeLeap's merchandise. This my good people is an all cotton T-Shirt made for everyone! This beautiful shirt features your favorite forum software team printed across the chest, and their logo on your back for everyone to see! Be the first of your friends to get this and make everyone around you jealous of your new hot pink style.
It comes in all sizes; Small, Medium, Large, X Large, XX Large, XXX Large, and for you fat ************* out there, XXXX Large. For a limited time, because we can't do this all day, we're offering a HUGE
discount. Normally 4 easy payments of $10.99, we're selling this beautiful piece of apparel for only 3 easy payments of $10.99.
YOU HEARD IT FOLKS! Only 3 payments! Hurry while supplies last. If the phones are busy, try your call again and we promise we'll get to you!
**** you advertisers. This is how you do it right. Take notes, *****, then go cry to your momma.