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Post ID: 3239103 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 15:55:59
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A guy asks a girl to the prom, and she says yes. The next day he goes out to rent a tux. When he gets to the Tux shop, there's a really long line, but he waits it out, and after half an hour in line he orders a tux. The next day, he decides that he wants to rent a limo for the night, so he heads into town. There's a shortage of staff though, and the line in the limo shop is also very long. After a whole hour though, he finally gets a limo. The day before Prom, he goes out to get her a big bunch of flowers, however he has to wait an hour and a half to get the flowers. The Prom comes, and she loves his tux, the limo, and the flowers. They go inside, and she asks him for some punch, so he goes over, and there's no punchline.
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Post ID: 3239114 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 16:32:11
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lol not
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Post ID: 3239117 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 16:41:29
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oh wait wait wait i just got it

but it still sucks
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Post ID: 3239126 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 17:06:35
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What do you call a dinosaur who gets into a car accident?


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Post ID: 3239138 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 17:47:27
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what
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Post ID: 3239143 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 18:07:24
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A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks hahaha


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Post ID: 3239145 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 18:10:26
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that was so stupid it was kinda funny lol
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Post ID: 3239149 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 18:14:25
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what do vampiers hate for lunch
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Post ID: 3239153 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 18:32:33
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No idea


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Post ID: 3239154 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 18:35:46
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stakes it gives them heartburn hahaha
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Post ID: 3239161 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 19:08:38
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Why would a cat be stupid if it crossed the road 10 times.

Warrior13 said:I realized that Matt is the Chosen One of SC.

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Post ID: 3239174 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 19:36:43
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Because it only has 9 lives


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Post ID: 3239191 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 20:45:39
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so one mummy said to the other "you know that statue of a lion with no nose"

the other says "no nose! how does it smell"

the first says "smell! it sphinx!"
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Post ID: 3239215 Posted at: 21-Apr-2013 21:53:40
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So this family walks into a talent agency and talks to a talent agent, the agent says that they don't do family acts due to it being tacky. The family promises that if the agent doesn't like it they leave, if he does like it then he can sign them on for their agency.

They do their act

The talent agent is shocked by the performance and asks what the act is called.

They shout "The aristocrats!"
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Post ID: 3239267 Posted at: 22-Apr-2013 01:08:22
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The joke I know is when I look in the mirror :(


<3 to Craizen for the Avatar & TheLlama for the Signature.


"Forever in this heart of mine, an everlasting bond. From now until the end of time, are memories so fond."


Juli said:I am officially a Sphynx fangirl. C:
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Post ID: 3239355 Posted at: 22-Apr-2013 09:15:21
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And Josh wins
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Post ID: 3239462 Posted at: 22-Apr-2013 15:06:28
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My life
Kthxbai

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Post ID: 3239470 Posted at: 22-Apr-2013 15:55:20
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Sorry, Josh beat you to that joke
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Post ID: 3239472 Posted at: 22-Apr-2013 16:00:39
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It's not a joke anymore tbh =/

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Post ID: 3239479 Posted at: 22-Apr-2013 16:18:13
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Ooh nice one
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