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Chikablam Posted: 15:55 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239103
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A guy asks a girl to the prom, and she says yes. The next day he goes out to rent a tux. When he gets to the Tux shop, there's a really long line, but he waits it out, and after half an hour in line he orders a tux. The next day, he decides that he wants to rent a limo for the night, so he heads into town. There's a shortage of staff though, and the line in the limo shop is also very long. After a whole hour though, he finally gets a limo. The day before Prom, he goes out to get her a big bunch of flowers, however he has to wait an hour and a half to get the flowers. The Prom comes, and she loves his tux, the limo, and the flowers. They go inside, and she asks him for some punch, so he goes over, and there's no punchline.
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albert wesker Posted: 16:32 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239114
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lol not
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albert wesker Posted: 16:41 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239117
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oh wait wait wait i just got it

but it still sucks

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steelersrock01 Posted: 17:06 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239126
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What do you call a dinosaur who gets into a car accident?


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albert wesker Posted: 17:47 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239138
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what
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steelersrock01 Posted: 18:07 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239143
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A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks hahaha


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albert wesker Posted: 18:10 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239145
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that was so stupid it was kinda funny lol
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albert wesker Posted: 18:14 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239149
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what do vampiers hate for lunch
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steelersrock01 Posted: 18:32 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239153
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No idea


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albert wesker Posted: 18:35 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239154
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stakes it gives them heartburn hahaha
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Matt77 Posted: 19:08 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239161
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Why would a cat be stupid if it crossed the road 10 times.

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steelersrock01 Posted: 19:36 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239174
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Because it only has 9 lives


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albert wesker Posted: 20:45 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239191
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so one mummy said to the other "you know that statue of a lion with no nose"

the other says "no nose! how does it smell"

the first says "smell! it sphinx!"
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pwnthemonkeys Posted: 21:53 Apr21 2013 Post ID: 3239215
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So this family walks into a talent agency and talks to a talent agent, the agent says that they don't do family acts due to it being tacky. The family promises that if the agent doesn't like it they leave, if he does like it then he can sign them on for their agency.

They do their act

The talent agent is shocked by the performance and asks what the act is called.

They shout "The aristocrats!"
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sphynxx Posted: 01:08 Apr22 2013 Post ID: 3239267
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The joke I know is when I look in the mirror :(


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Chikablam Posted: 09:15 Apr22 2013 Post ID: 3239355
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And Josh wins
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stormform Posted: 15:06 Apr22 2013 Post ID: 3239462
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My life
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Chikablam Posted: 15:55 Apr22 2013 Post ID: 3239470
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Sorry, Josh beat you to that joke
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stormform Posted: 16:00 Apr22 2013 Post ID: 3239472
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It's not a joke anymore tbh =/

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Chikablam Posted: 16:18 Apr22 2013 Post ID: 3239479
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Ooh nice one
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