coachcline Posted: 21:29 May27 2013
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If you were a serial killer, what kind of serial killer would you be?
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Nic21 Posted: 21:51 May27 2013
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Probs a cereal one
Like cornflakes.
Honestly though I'm so sheltered I didn't even know there were different types of serial killers. Probably didn't really care to know either :> Don't know how someone could hurt another being, especially in such an extreme way.
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Honestly though I'm so sheltered I didn't even know there were different types of serial killers. Probably didn't really care to know either :> Don't know how someone could hurt another being, especially in such an extreme way.
crazybrother Posted: 23:42 May27 2013
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I want a good serial killer. I mean I'm killing only bad people. Lol.
pwnthemonkeys Posted: 00:16 May28 2013
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An eccentric one, I want to make every single victim an amazing looking crime. The art and criminal community will call my work avant garde.
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sphynxx Posted: 02:39 May28 2013
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Uh, I'd be a brutal, yet oddly gentle one. Extreme, but with touches of elegant refinery :S haha
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Keyblade21 Posted: 02:40 May28 2013
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Hmmm...
If I were a serial killer I'd put serial numbers on my victims. Gotta keep everything organized you know.
I've watched enough crime shows (real ones) to know that cops definitely aren't paid for their brains. I think anyone could probably pull off a murder, it would just be a matter of not leaving anything behind. Wear Gloves, wear shoes that are either too big or too small (so even if they get a shoe print, it wouldn't match your real size) use a knife and make sure the blood spatters away from you (also wear something over clothes so blood doesn't splash on you) most important, analyze the house and the neighborhood. Most people have routines and that will be their downfall. Look for openings so you can get in and get out without being seen. Also, make sure it's just random. If you follow all that and burn everything afterwards (including the murder weapon, I recommend knife. Guns spray gun shot residue, but by the time the cops had you as a suspect, it'd probably be gone as long as you took a few showers and washed the clothes.) If you do use a gun, go somewhere hidden that you can bury it. That way it can only be found by you.
I'd make such a great hired assassin <3
BTW I charge $50 up front so have your wallet ready.
If I were a serial killer I'd put serial numbers on my victims. Gotta keep everything organized you know.
I've watched enough crime shows (real ones) to know that cops definitely aren't paid for their brains. I think anyone could probably pull off a murder, it would just be a matter of not leaving anything behind. Wear Gloves, wear shoes that are either too big or too small (so even if they get a shoe print, it wouldn't match your real size) use a knife and make sure the blood spatters away from you (also wear something over clothes so blood doesn't splash on you) most important, analyze the house and the neighborhood. Most people have routines and that will be their downfall. Look for openings so you can get in and get out without being seen. Also, make sure it's just random. If you follow all that and burn everything afterwards (including the murder weapon, I recommend knife. Guns spray gun shot residue, but by the time the cops had you as a suspect, it'd probably be gone as long as you took a few showers and washed the clothes.) If you do use a gun, go somewhere hidden that you can bury it. That way it can only be found by you.
I'd make such a great hired assassin <3
BTW I charge $50 up front so have your wallet ready.
sphynxx Posted: 05:12 May28 2013
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lol your cheap
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Nic21 Posted: 09:22 May28 2013
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lol this. I'd jack that price up by a few hundred!
sphynxx Posted: 21:40 May28 2013
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And you'd be worth ever penny ;)
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Nic21 Posted: 22:01 May28 2013
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sphynxx Posted: 00:44 May29 2013
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A fan are we? <3
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SomeWhere Posted: 00:49 May29 2013
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A real hired assasain would laugh at that price xD doing some digging around the hidden wiki and found some real hitmen you could actually hire, I found the prices were around 20000$ minimum price for most of them depending on the ranks of that person and the info you had about them as well as alot of them usually want to pay in splits, the first half will be payed before the hit is done and the second after if it was sucessfull, so it's kind of a 50/50 wager if you want to kill someone well protected :c
Anyways, I'd try make my killing an artform. Try and kill and then display the victim as a famous sculpture or try to replicate a person that has been in a painting. Make interesting shapes and figures with it.
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pwnthemonkeys Posted: 02:27 May29 2013
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Actually the price is as less as $500 depending on the location. Who knows, keyblade might be right and the guys wanting 20k are trying to pull a fast one.
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SomeWhere Posted: 02:43 May29 2013
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I'm talking about trained ex military guys and special forces people here. Not your averege joe guy. Proffesionals that have been trained in to killing and defending themselves in all sorts of possible ways.
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Keyblade21 Posted: 06:37 May29 2013
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*sigh*
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Craizen Posted: 16:50 May29 2013
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I'd be a rather simple one I suppose. In and out and basic preventive measures, keeping a non existent profile. Eventually I would get caught because I would get cocky and attempt the president
rA45 Posted: 23:23 Jun06 2013
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I want a justice serial killer who kills bad people.
Leirkov Posted: 00:24 Jun07 2013
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Honestly I'd be the kind of guy who loses it and you read about in textbooks / investigation discovery. The most cruel and torturous acts with vile rage built up. I'd never do such a thing but.. ew.
I could be wrong though. I thought I was going to be an angry drunk and I'm actually rather friendly.
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actionshark Posted: 05:03 Jun08 2013
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I'd enter a maximum security prison and just start killing things in there, like rapists, murderers, who are mostly unremorseful and living too comfortably for doing heinous crimes. I wouldn't really do it though, even though its what I'm thinking.
InvertAlpha Posted: 23:19 Jun09 2013
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throwing people into tvs
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