Well, I would say Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance but I'd probably end up as one of the poor Daein soldiers killed in one of Ike or Jill's bloody rampages.
I guess Pokemon would be pretty ok but it would have to be one of the early ones where the legendaries were just powerful pokemon, not gods who created the universe, time, the sea and whatnot.
So, short answer...nothing!
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