A little boy got on the bus and sat next to a man reading a book, And he noticed he had his collar on backwards. So he ask the man why he had his collar on backwards. The man who was a priest said "I am a Father". The little boy said, "My daddy doesn`t wear his collar like that".
The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many". The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and 2 grandchildren and he doesn`t wear his collar that way".
The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds", and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly for awhile , then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar".!!... haha tee hee...
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