KingofCorn Posted: 18:29 Nov27 2014
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Avoid the Noid.
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1. Reuse, reuse, reuse. Why use a new needle every time? Same for bandaids.
2. Sharing is caring. Save money by sharing toothbrushes with roommates.
3. The more the better. Why take two pills when you can take them all?
4. Mix and match. Those pills can get disgusting so mix them up!
5. Who needs surgeons? Just grab a rusty butterknife and do it yourself.
6. Never trust doctors. If they're so smart why are there so many of them?
7. Make it yourself. Stop giving greedy pharmaceutical companies money and make your own medicine. All you need is the chemicals under the kitchen sink.
8. Cauterize everything. If you get a papercut you will need to stop that bleeding. Just grab that rusty butterknife, heat it up(microwave will do), and hold it on that cut.
9. Hospital dumpsters. A buffet of free medical equipment waiting just for you.
10. Pills don't expire.
11. Never go to a hospital. People die in those places. Only go there for the Free medical equipment.
12. MRIs. If you do happen to go to a hospital make sure you get an MRI. But remember it won't work if you don't swallow a handful of BBs first.
13. Vets and doctors. Same thing. If you dog has a runny nose and you do to take some of his medication.
14. Ipecac. Whenever you have a stomach ache drink an entire bottle.
15. Quick clot. Designed to stop intense bleeding. It also works for internal bleeding. Just swallow the powder.
16. Sleeping meds. Take one pill for every hour you want to sleep.
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2. Sharing is caring. Save money by sharing toothbrushes with roommates.
3. The more the better. Why take two pills when you can take them all?
4. Mix and match. Those pills can get disgusting so mix them up!
5. Who needs surgeons? Just grab a rusty butterknife and do it yourself.
6. Never trust doctors. If they're so smart why are there so many of them?
7. Make it yourself. Stop giving greedy pharmaceutical companies money and make your own medicine. All you need is the chemicals under the kitchen sink.
8. Cauterize everything. If you get a papercut you will need to stop that bleeding. Just grab that rusty butterknife, heat it up(microwave will do), and hold it on that cut.
9. Hospital dumpsters. A buffet of free medical equipment waiting just for you.
10. Pills don't expire.
11. Never go to a hospital. People die in those places. Only go there for the Free medical equipment.
12. MRIs. If you do happen to go to a hospital make sure you get an MRI. But remember it won't work if you don't swallow a handful of BBs first.
13. Vets and doctors. Same thing. If you dog has a runny nose and you do to take some of his medication.
14. Ipecac. Whenever you have a stomach ache drink an entire bottle.
15. Quick clot. Designed to stop intense bleeding. It also works for internal bleeding. Just swallow the powder.
16. Sleeping meds. Take one pill for every hour you want to sleep.
« Last edited by KingofCorn on Nov 27th 2014 »
Warrior13 Posted: 18:49 Nov27 2014
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Jimo Dashen
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Warrior13's Medical Advice:
You shouldn't become a doctor, Jake. XD
You shouldn't become a doctor, Jake. XD
KingofCorn Posted: 18:59 Nov27 2014
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You should hear my gun safety tips.
Warrior13 Posted: 19:01 Nov27 2014
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I think I've heard most of them. XD
KingofCorn Posted: 19:02 Nov27 2014
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37. Always use toddlers to hold up the target.
Warrior13 Posted: 19:03 Nov27 2014
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Really?
KingofCorn Posted: 19:06 Nov27 2014
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Oh obviously. Bonus points if you use a shotgun.
Warrior13 Posted: 19:06 Nov27 2014
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Who doesn't love Bonus Points?
KingofCorn Posted: 19:07 Nov27 2014
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81. Tannerite only works if you sleet shoot it.
Warrior13 Posted: 19:13 Nov27 2014
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Tannerite?
KingofCorn Posted: 19:15 Nov27 2014
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Explosive targets.
Warrior13 Posted: 19:16 Nov27 2014
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Oh.
KingofCorn Posted: 19:23 Nov27 2014
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Avoid the Noid.
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They are amazing.
Matt77 Posted: 02:13 Nov28 2014
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The Chosen One
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For #2, you'll get meningococol.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
Keyblade21 Posted: 06:14 Nov28 2014
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Here I wanted to be a doctor, and I didn't even know half of the things on this list!
Some potential doctor I am.
Some potential doctor I am.
Warrior13 Posted: 08:12 Nov28 2014
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Seth: Probably better than you think. XD
Warnings Posted: 04:29 Nov29 2014
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All my problems seem as if they've vanished away just by reading that. God bless.
KingofCorn Posted: 11:14 Nov29 2014
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Remember take 30 and call me in the morning.
danielroxheaps Posted: 00:22 Dec01 2014
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