danielroxheaps Posted: 17:54 Dec16 2016
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Ah, Christmas. The time where you go to the mall everyday. When you get angry with how bad your present-wrapping skills are. When you have to work overtime for 6 hours each day for a fortnight to pay your credit card debt. And don't forget the joke thread Mark makes to make you all cringe.
Except, this year, Mark isn't the only one who's going to give you cringy Christmas jokes.
I've searched the interwebz to find the worst Christmas jokes to make you want to close yourself in a fridge.
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree and an apple?
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What's Santa's favourite cereal?
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Why does Santa have multiple gardens?
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What do you call Santa when he's on a beach?
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Where does Santa go swimming?
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What happened to the guy who stole an advent calendar?
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Who hides in a bakery on Christmas?
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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What kind of athlete is the warmest around Christmas?
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Whats the best Christmas present?
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How can you tell if Santa is a werewolf?
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What do elves learn at school?
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Alright, I'm done. Off to play some Elf Bowling. Bai!
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Except, this year, Mark isn't the only one who's going to give you cringy Christmas jokes.
I've searched the interwebz to find the worst Christmas jokes to make you want to close yourself in a fridge.
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree and an apple?
Spoiler:
click to reveal
What's Santa's favourite cereal?
Spoiler:
click to reveal
Why does Santa have multiple gardens?
Spoiler:
click to reveal
What do you call Santa when he's on a beach?
Spoiler:
click to reveal
Where does Santa go swimming?
Spoiler:
click to reveal
What happened to the guy who stole an advent calendar?
Spoiler:
click to reveal
Who hides in a bakery on Christmas?
Spoiler:
click to reveal
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Spoiler:
click to reveal
What kind of athlete is the warmest around Christmas?
Spoiler:
click to reveal
Whats the best Christmas present?
Spoiler:
click to reveal
How can you tell if Santa is a werewolf?
Spoiler:
click to reveal
What do elves learn at school?
Spoiler:
click to reveal
Alright, I'm done. Off to play some Elf Bowling. Bai!
« Last edited by danielroxheaps on Dec 16th 2016 »
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Matt77 Posted: 20:08 Dec16 2016
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Lol I remember that game.
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danielroxheaps Posted: 03:39 Dec17 2016
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It surprisingly works perfectly on Windows 10.
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testuser Posted: 04:51 Dec17 2016
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and then there will be cake.
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Terrible Christmas jokes.... Yay!
Dan, you have started on a dark path .....
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Dan, you have started on a dark path .....
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balthiersbit Posted: 15:10 Dec17 2016
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If I wasn't posting from my mobile Dan..
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Thanx to Craizen for the sig, love ya babe, Hubby for the avi.
danielroxheaps Posted: 02:09 Dec18 2016
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Please continue...
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balthiersbit Posted: 16:12 Dec18 2016
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...I'd put you over my knee young man!
Thanx to Craizen for the sig, love ya babe, Hubby for the avi.
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danielroxheaps Posted: 20:41 Dec18 2016
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I might crush your knee XDSteam: http://steamcommunity.com/i...roxheaps
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testuser Posted: 07:28 Dec19 2016
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and then there will be cake.
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A few more that hopefully you haven't heard too many times.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
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What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
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What's the most popular Christmas wine?
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What do you call Santa's little helpers?
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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
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What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
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What's the most popular Christmas wine?
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What do you call Santa's little helpers?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 02:06 Dec22 2016
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Unfortunately I've heard them all but just for you I'll act like I haven't.
OMG Mark those were so bad I locked myself in my fridge...
OMG Mark those were so bad I locked myself in my fridge...
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testuser Posted: 05:09 Dec23 2016
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and then there will be cake.
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How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
You open the door, take Dan out, put the elephant in and close the door.
Oh I remember fridge jokes were always terrible...
What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.
You open the door, take Dan out, put the elephant in and close the door.
Oh I remember fridge jokes were always terrible...
What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.
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Matt77 Posted: 05:17 Dec23 2016
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What's white and can't climb trees? Me.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
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testuser Posted: 13:07 Dec27 2016
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and then there will be cake.
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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
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How do you make an apple puff?
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Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?
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What is black and white and noisy?
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How do you make an apple puff?
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Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?
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What is black and white and noisy?
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Sanzano Posted: 16:28 Dec29 2016
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These jokes are so corny they're killing me, I can't take any more of them.
testuser Posted: 12:11 Jan02 2017
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and then there will be cake.
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I'm very sorry..
... well not that sorry.
What does a frog do if his car breaks down?
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What do you call an underground train full of professors?
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What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut?
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... well not that sorry.
What does a frog do if his car breaks down?
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