An interesting conversation I had about last week, where I was my ususal random self.
My friend: Jordan what did you get? I got 37/65
Me: I got 34/65
My friend: Hahahahahaha! *points, gloats etc.*
Me: Damn! If I had off not gotten 'mean' and 'mode' mixed up I would have gotten 40!
My friend: WOULD HAVE....
Some guy: Yes would have *laughs*
My friend and some guy: *Talking about something I can't hear*
Me: And that's how I saved christmas!
My friend/Some guy: What the F*ck?!