Funny Quotes

Some of the commentary is just hilarious, both in game and in the little movies. One of my faves at the moment is:
that Spanish robot commentator (can't spell it so I won't even attemp to) talking about whoever distressed Courtney Gears so much.
"I would just like to....grrr....aaaargh, raagh, aaah!*has a hissy fit and starts biting the contoler*
and
Vox: IT'S TIME TO BLOW $@&%# UP!!!!

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I like the part where Al gets a new body "Al your alive but they said your body was beyond repair." "No biggie, i got a new one !!!! check this out!!!"

I love that one Dallas guy he tells so many funny quotes! Ex.(I might not get this exactly right) "Wow! Who would've thought the back of a factory holding tons of chemical waste would leak out and endanger countless lives?!" and "Whatsherface, I was the one who stuffed that Tyrannoid in your wallet. But I hear the therapy's going well!" and especially, "Remember, don't try this at home! Go to a friend's house!"

I'm sorry I didn't put in this one but I like when Ratchet says, "Get me outta this thing you blarg-headed frak monkey! I can barely breathe and my tail feels like it's shoved right up my...!

PLZ use the edit button...

I like the quote at the end when it shows Lawrence an' Dr. Nefarious an' Nefarious get's mad an' goes into hid "happy" thoughts. Those are always good. The part when it says "this reminds me of when I was a little boy" and the guys like "boy?" great stuff...

The Dark Key Master: Yup, Dallas is officially hilarious. "This guy should have his own show, his own shoes, his own fitness program, his own....fat..burning barbeque" and "Don't forget, tommorow is 'kick you best friend in the pants day'! Free popcorn to everyone who participates!"

Man, it's so funny! Like the bit when you see the planets to go to, Orxon says,"You must destroy this plant! All workers will recieve notification to evacuate, in the post, tomorrow.

I don't understand why half that sh1t is funny. I guess I'm not innocent enough for it anymore...

Inoccent my a$$! It's class stuff!

"Blow sh1t up" is not funny. Sorry.

On 28-Dec-2005 The Dark Key Master said:

I'm sorry I didn't put in this one but I like when Ratchet says, "Get me outta this thing you blarg-headed frak monkey! I can barely breathe and my tail feels like it's shoved right up my...!

That one's kinda good... mean yet funnyness...

I like the 3rd movie where ratchet wakes up in his new armour"get me out of here you it feels lke like my tail is jamed right up my..!al:wow ill turn your speech off till i work that bug out"

That one is okay. Someone said that too.

YO SHADOW GX how old are you anyway? I mean c'mon there all worth a laugh but please don't delete this post or kick me out for asking.

First off, don't double post or typer in all caps. Very annoyin'.

Second, 17 an' without a sense of humor apparently. Or maybe it's just how Americans think. How many of you aren't in the USA?

Ultimate Game Guru: *roffles* HAHAHA!
SGX: *cough* Me.

Hey mr.SGX Guess what I'm in the US! And a lot of other people here!
R & C, "These guys are hot! Ssssssssssss! Did ya feel that Juanita?" & "Tim, I was the one who set your backpack on fire. I'm sorry you coudn't get it off in time." I especially like that last movie with Nefarious & Lawrence. If you played Up Your Arsenal(of course you did!) it's even funnier! "Oh Lance! You make me feel like a young boy again!""Say what?"

MS.!!! I'm a friggin girl!!! Good lord... Well I've just got that dry sense of humor which is clouded out by my perverted thoughts. Simple.

RC: I knew you were in the UK. I was just referin' to anyone else.

i heard a funny qoute in-game. cant remember what level its on but when you go behind this arena the guy says something like: "hes going behind the arena! this could be, this could be...nothing, its nothing hes just getting ammo" lol i thought that was funny.

That one was okay. I know what planet yur talkin' 'bout I just can't 'member the name now...