If anything, i will be BOBO, the MASTER SWORDSMAN, who can actully cut a desk into two half desks with my sword.
My friend here is about to chop this desk into two half desks. Now knowing this school, it is made of 2 inch thick composite wood and has a mahogony finish, and probably cost $50. Take it away!
"Dragon Stance- HIYA -thump- OWW! That hurt!!!"