readhead0523 Posted: 17:09 Apr26 2006
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Hi i posted this forum to ask for your jokes please type them here.
I love video games, drumming on my drum set, and drawing.
annabel Posted: 17:19 Apr26 2006
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Finally, A joke topic!
Working from beyond the grave? No. I am afraid not, I am just randomly annoying you by changing my signature now and then. Update: TEH PWNAGE.
Redesigned copy of me coming October 15th! Count the days people.
Redesigned copy of me coming October 15th! Count the days people.
ddog64 Posted: 17:44 Apr26 2006
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what's balck then white then black then white?
A nun rolling down stairs
A nun rolling down stairs
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Fenix kicks *** for the sig and avy.
Fenix kicks *** for the sig and avy.
Nintendo99 Posted: 17:52 Apr26 2006
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I have the best Displacement motorcycle in the game
BMW K1200S RacingModified '05
BMW K1200S RacingModified '05
Aeshma Posted: 18:06 Apr26 2006
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You have to say it like this; "black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white,BOOM!!! ...what is it?"
yossy666 Posted: 18:08 Apr26 2006
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what goes clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG!!!
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Answer: An Amish Drive-by shooting. LMAO!!!
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Answer: An Amish Drive-by shooting. LMAO!!!
i wanna live like james dean, i wanna die a superstar.
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joslifer1 Posted: 18:45 Apr26 2006
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Can we say blonde jokes?
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a rash.
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a rash.
General, if you're not using it, could I have the army for a few days?
a blind kid Posted: 18:53 Apr26 2006
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were giving birth to their child, whom which they named Suri. When the baby saw her father for the first time, Tom Cruise said, "What a great kid!" The baby recgonizes his voice, looks up and says, "Oh my god! It's Tom Cruise!"
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Signature made by me. Do not steal. Or else.
Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic.
Signature made by me. Do not steal. Or else.
Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic.
ddog64 Posted: 18:59 Apr26 2006
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lol, Hey, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die. They have to climb the stairway to heaven which is 2000 steps, but god will tell them a joke after each step if they laugh once, they don't go to heaven. The bruntette made it 165 steps without laughing, the redhead 987, the blonde made it 1999 steps, then on the 2000th she laughed. God said, "Why'd you laugh? I haven't told the joke yet!" The blonde said, "I just got the first one."
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Fenix kicks *** for the sig and avy.
Fenix kicks *** for the sig and avy.
readhead0523 Posted: 19:09 Apr26 2006
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ddog i love kingdom hearts it is my favorite game where did you get that picture with your name on it i want one with axel
I love video games, drumming on my drum set, and drawing.
Aeon-Flux Posted: 19:10 Apr26 2006
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ddog64's is the best I have read.
joslifer1 Posted: 19:12 Apr26 2006
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Yeah it's pretty good. I can't be arsed to think of another one right now.
General, if you're not using it, could I have the army for a few days?
a blind kid Posted: 19:31 Apr26 2006
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Agreed. I was on the floor. XD
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Signature made by me. Do not steal. Or else.
Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic.
Signature made by me. Do not steal. Or else.
Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic.
ddog64 Posted: 19:36 Apr26 2006
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Hey, a blonde is down on her luck walking through a rich naighborhood looking to do an odd job, she goes to a man's house and rings the doorbell and asks if she can do any odd jobs, he says she can paint his porch. She says ok and that she will do it for 50$, he gives her the paint and goes inside. His wife flips out saying that's a few hours worth of work and that their porch is super extra long and he should pay more. He argues that it's just a dumb blonde and who cares. Ten minutes later the blonde says she's done. "You painted my entire porch in ten minutes?" he says. "Yeah," says the blonde, "but it's not a porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Fenix kicks *** for the sig and avy.
Fenix kicks *** for the sig and avy.
Aeon-Flux Posted: 19:56 Apr26 2006
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I liked the first one better but that one is good also.
The ZEN Master Posted: 22:20 Apr26 2006
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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord???
My A55!!
My A55!!
Tornado212 Posted: 22:36 Apr26 2006
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There is a joke topic in the SC times i believe...
yossy666 Posted: 23:49 Apr26 2006
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yeah, there is. didnt anyone get my joke? lol
i wanna live like james dean, i wanna die a superstar.
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Ralf da bald guy Posted: 01:08 Apr27 2006
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lol my sig kinda gives it away but thats only a bit of it
here goes..
whyd the boy fall off his bike?
his mom threw a fridge at him!!!
whyd the boy fall off the roof?
his mom threw a fridge at him!!!
whyd the boy fail his math test?
his mom threw a fridge at him!!!
whyd the boy suffer multiple injuries including broken bones, punctured lungs, ruptured kidneys, massive bruising, major brain damage, and a sore thumb?
he was hit by a truck!!!
whyd the koala fall outta the tree?
cause it was dead!!!
whyd the 2nd koala fall outta the tree?
cause it was holdin on to the 1st one!!!
whyd the 3rd koala fall outta the tree?
cause it was hit on the head by the 2nd one!!!
whyd the 4th koala fall outta the tree?
cause it thought it was a game and joined in!!!
whyd the boy fall off his bike?
he was hit by a koala!!!
merry christmas and a happy hallow'een!!
remember...
tip your waitresses!
have a good night
here goes..
whyd the boy fall off his bike?
his mom threw a fridge at him!!!
whyd the boy fall off the roof?
his mom threw a fridge at him!!!
whyd the boy fail his math test?
his mom threw a fridge at him!!!
whyd the boy suffer multiple injuries including broken bones, punctured lungs, ruptured kidneys, massive bruising, major brain damage, and a sore thumb?
he was hit by a truck!!!
whyd the koala fall outta the tree?
cause it was dead!!!
whyd the 2nd koala fall outta the tree?
cause it was holdin on to the 1st one!!!
whyd the 3rd koala fall outta the tree?
cause it was hit on the head by the 2nd one!!!
whyd the 4th koala fall outta the tree?
cause it thought it was a game and joined in!!!
whyd the boy fall off his bike?
he was hit by a koala!!!
merry christmas and a happy hallow'een!!
remember...
tip your waitresses!
have a good night
First of all, don't hotlink images, second don't post links related to pornsites!
yossy666 Posted: 01:35 Apr27 2006
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*cough*that was taken from an andy griffifths book*cough*
i wanna live like james dean, i wanna die a superstar.
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