here are some chuck norris jokes.
i got bored so i will give you them.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris punched his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen?t get wet water gets Chuck Noris.
Superman only has two weeknesses. Kryptonite and a round house kick from Chuck Norris.
God said let there be light, Chuck Noris said say please.
this was actually a dictionary website until it said chuck norris spelled something wrong so he round house kicked it into this.
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not real butter.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of pi.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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