here's one
in the human body, all the organs were having a meeting of who should control the body. The brain said" i should lead because without me you would all shut down". Then the lungs said "no, i should be leader because without me you would have no air to breathe. then the heart went in and said " i should be leader because without me you all would have no blood". Other organs came in to argue but then the rectum spoke up and said could it lead. All the organs just laughed at it and ignored it. this made the rectum upset so it shut itself down for a while leaving all the organs suffering waste and germs clogging up their systems.
Soon they all gave in and made it leader.
(The morale of this story is that you don't have to be smart, talented or strong to be a leader, just an *** hol.)
« Last edited by fire_noobie on May 26th 2006 »