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As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Every wife had seven sacks, Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kits - Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going to St. Ives?
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Okay, well, cards ar called bycycles. This guy was playing a poker game, and e had a hidden card. The other people who were playing caught him cheating and killed 'im.
It's got the same pattern as my Trainer Sprite. :D
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
Okay, I have a pile of marbles and you have a pile of marbles. I give you a marble and we both have equal piles. You give me my marble back plus one of yours, and I now have twice as many marbles as you. How many did we both have to start with. A pile is any number more than two.
This thing all things devours, birds, beasts, trees, flowers; gnaws iron, bites steel; grinds hard stone to meal, slays king, ruins town, and beats high mountains down. What is it?
Give me two double quarter pounders, three milkshakes, seven hotdogs, twelve large fries, three large onion rings....and a diet soda. I'm on a diet.
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