If the first letter of your username is...
A: Captain Olimar
B: Louie
C: President
D: The ship
E: The Space Bunny
F: A Red Pikmin
G: A Blue Pikmin
H: A Yellow Pikmin
I: A Purple Pikmin
J: A White Pikmin
K: A Red Bulborb
L: The Empress Bulblax
M: The Emperor Bulblax
N: Waterwraith
O: A Breadbug
P: A Creeping Chrysanthemum
Q: Beady Long Legs
R: Raging Long Legs
S: Man-At-legs
T: A Volatile Dweevil
U: The Titan Dweevil
V: A Burrowing Snagret
W: A Wollywog
X: Armoured Cannon Beetle
Y: Olimar's evil twin
Z: OMG! I
If you were born in:
January: battled twenty thousand Pikmin
February: destroyed the world with the help of
March: arm-wrestled with
April: got sued by
May: absorbed the soul of
June: got into Super Smash Bros. Brawl along with
July: was trapped in a lift with
August: was throttled by
September: passed on a deadly disease to
October: fell off a cliff and landed on
November: invaded the Earth with the help of
December: raped
If the first letter of your real name is:
Z: Captain Olimar
Y: Louie
X: President
W: The ship
V: The Space Bunny
U: A Red Pikmin
T: A Blue Pikmin
S: A Yellow Pikmin
R: A Purple Pikmin
Q: A White Pikmin
P: A Red Bulborb
O: The Empress Bulblax
N: The Emperor Bulblax
M: Waterwraith
L: A Breadbug
K: A Creeping Chrysanthemum
J: Beady Long Legs
I: Raging Long Legs
H: Man-At-legs
G: A Volatile Dweevil
F: The Titan Dweevil
E: A Burrowing Snagret
D: A Wollywog
C: Armored Cannon Beetle
B: Olimar's evil twin
A: me
If the day you were born on was...
1: to raise money for charity
2: because they were commanded to by a god
3: in a small car in Nigeria
4: to attempt to rule the world
5: to buy the last copy of Phoenix Wright
6: while trying to commit suicide
7: in the middle of the night
8: and recorded it on YouTube
9: and screamed like a little girl
10: and screamed like an old man
11: so they could DESTROY ALL HUMANS!
12: to get an Ultra Rare card
13: to get money for a Wii
14: but it was stopped halfway through
15: and it scarred [second character] for life
16: because they were incredibly drunk
17: because they went insane
18: while imitating Darth Vader
19: while cosplaying as King Kong
20: so [first character] was ready to lose weight.
21: so [first character] was left all alone in a dark room
22: and then everyone on Supercheats laughed at them.
23: and this will soon be made into a feature-length movie
24: while [second character] was drunk
25: and recorded it on a video tape
26: so they were arrested
27: because [second character] stole [first character]'s iPod.
28: to get [second character] diagnosed with cholera.
29: because [first character] had terrible diarrhoea
30: while on the toilet
31: because [first character] was transformed into a toad by [second character].
Put them all together to make your sentence.
« Last edited by fdg on Oct 6th 2006 »Groon