Ok... Topic closed
Reason - There is no point to it and it will most likely turn into a spam topic. But I am closing it for the first reason.
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in front of dinosaur skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.