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Qua901 Posted: 11:00 Jun15 2007 Post ID: 1660710
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1. You can break into some guys house, pee on his kids and molest his wife, but as long as your colourful creatures have defeated his colourful creatures, he can't do a damn thing about it.

2.Pokemon Center Workers are sick-minded people. You go there when your Pokemon is critically injured and EVERY time they say, We Hope To See You Again!!

3. A child can almost single handedly wipe out at least one Major Criminal Organization (Team Rocket)

4. The elite four spend the rest of their lives, holed up in little rooms, 24 hours.

5.Wailord can fit in a gym

6. Steel is not too dense for flying.

7. In order to get a Professorship, you must be named after a tree. (Professor oak,Professor Birch so forth)

8. Land Creatures can battle creatures in the middle of the Ocean.

9.You get money for beating people's pets.

10.Your pokemon can use ember under water

11.No one has to sleep. Ever.

12. Legendary Pokemon Always Run away, but no one knows where too

13.There Teaching us to be Mexicans (jumping the Fences)

14.They all hatch from eggs !?!

15. A pink Blob can mate with anything

16.Kung-Fu works well against steel

17.May's father never seems to want to go home.

18.Your father left you to work at a gym

19.Mom never visits Dad, talks to him on the phone, and rarely even speaks of him. Yet she hasn't divorced him?

20.Like humans, Sloths are lazy when youthes, over-stressed as adults, and lazy once again as retired oldies.

21. Pokemon and people can't die, but there are cemetaries

22.The trainer doen't bother to check whether a legendary is male or female

21. When Abra evolve, they develop stainless-steel spoons in the process

22. Towns can be around 200-300 steps away, even when some cities have buildings that far apart.

23.You must travel to an alternate dimension to find someone to trade Pokemon with

24.you can fly to any town u want to on the back of a 100 ft long green sname creature, but u cant manage to climb back over a 1 1/2 ft ledge, thus causing u to have to detour through several towns and tall grass infested with savage creatures....in order to get back to the top of the ledge.

25.Punching Steel is super effective

26.Even though Psychics can predict your every move and we can still easily attack them.

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donteatsoap7 Posted: 11:17 Jun15 2007 Post ID: 1660754
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27. You can walk into your neighbor's house and play their Wii. Free of charge.

28. You can also talk with their mom.
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animalopian Posted: 11:25 Jun15 2007 Post ID: 1660767
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29. A ten year old can legally gamble
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mangekyo Posted: 12:35 Jun15 2007 Post ID: 1660942
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30. you can beat the crap out of little children and get paid for beating them.
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Blazin Torchic Posted: 12:53 Jun15 2007 Post ID: 1660982
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In Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen, a Marowak died....


Anyway:

31. You can Surf the seas on a tiny fish, like Remoraid or a Feebas.

32. Butterflies and Moths can learn Psychic moves to telepathically move objects around (Butterfry and Mothim can learn Psychic)

33. Ghost Pokemon aren't Spirits of other Pokemon, and Ghost Pokemon live Forever.
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Pokemonaster Posted: 13:10 Jun15 2007 Post ID: 1661017
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34. You have a map that Shows your lcation any where in the region, yet it is called a TOWN Map

P.S. You see flint in sunyshore...

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Power2themarshmallow Posted: 15:07 Jun15 2007 Post ID: 1661266
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35. For some strange reason everyone can breathe underwater (Dive in RSE)
36. Everyone always says the exact same thing
37. There are many things for pokemon (Parks, centers, marts) yet nothing for humans
38. People like your pokemon if you dress it up in a cloud and feed it lots of muffins. (contests)
39. Somehow fish can fly around when out of water (coloseum/stadium/xd)


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animalopian Posted: 21:15 Jun15 2007 Post ID: 1661944
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40. you never have to eat
41. you own yoiur own house when your 10
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(Insert Name Here) Posted: 21:55 Jun15 2007 Post ID: 1662023
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42. You never get tired of walking, running, biking.
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steelersrock01 Posted: 21:57 Jun15 2007 Post ID: 1662028
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43. You have the energy to walk run and bike all day but you can't jumpo a 1 and a half foot ledge.


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donteatsoap7 Posted: 12:15 Jun16 2007 Post ID: 1662949
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44. If you're riding your bike and you hit someone, you continue to petal.
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steelersrock01 Posted: 12:17 Jun16 2007 Post ID: 1662951
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45.Snorlax is way bigger than you, but he can fit on a tiny baall on your belt.


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donteatsoap7 Posted: 12:18 Jun16 2007 Post ID: 1662954
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46. Team Rocket never dies, no matter how many times Pikachu shocks them.
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steelersrock01 Posted: 12:20 Jun16 2007 Post ID: 1662956
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47.Team Rocket always has the money to keep buying balloons.


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Dranixger Posted: 13:48 Jun16 2007 Post ID: 1663127
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48. fish can fight out of water(goldeen, magikarp, etc.)


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EspeonDude_ Posted: 13:49 Jun16 2007 Post ID: 1663134
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49. Espeon is awesome.

And this belongs in Forum Games.


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kh2 man1 Posted: 13:58 Jun16 2007 Post ID: 1663150
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50:bulbasor has a wipe coming out of his butthole

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donteatsoap7 Posted: 15:16 Jun16 2007 Post ID: 1663333
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51. Once you catch 'em all, there's nothing to do.
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EspeonDude_ Posted: 15:19 Jun16 2007 Post ID: 1663339
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52. The legendary birds are Spanish.


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donteatsoap7 Posted: 15:21 Jun16 2007 Post ID: 1663350
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53. Rhydon,Nidoqueen,Tyrannitar and Aggron Can Learn Surf
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