roflol
1) Getting into a fight with my table and actually losing. Didn't know tables could be tripped over...
2) Trying to kick a soccer ball and tripping over it.
3) Trying to be a soccer goalie. The ball was going right. I had it. I jumped left. 'Nuff said.
4) Putting pajamas over my head and crashing into a wall.
All around thirteen years ago.
If you see me posting, it's because I've been asked to. Which I guess would mean I'm taking requests.