Rhodri Posted: 15:25 Sep14 2007
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If he's fat, he's hardly going to chase you and catch you. He's going to get up from the sofa and collapse.
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Pandaemonium Posted: 15:26 Sep14 2007
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If you're worried about geting pummelled, you shouldn't be foaming people in the first place, should you?
superblobby Posted: 15:28 Sep14 2007
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...But you haven't seen him bounce...
No, but seriously, he would catch me unawares.
No, but seriously, he would catch me unawares.
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superblobby Posted: 15:29 Sep14 2007
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As I said, that's the reason I used squirty cream. It's what I've been saying.
Read please.
Read please.
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Rhodri Posted: 15:32 Sep14 2007
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I'm fairly certain that he wouldn't; there's no way a fat person can sneak up on you without alerting you with the looming shadow, pig-like eating noises and the pulsating vibrations through the floor, caused by his heavy footsteps.
Try again.
Try again.
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MasterHunter Posted: 15:36 Sep14 2007
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If the person you want to prank has a pet (dog works best) get it and shave all of his/her hair/fur off.
Now hide the bald pet.
Collect all of the hair/fur.
Go to their house and tell the person "There's been a terrible accident", show the hair/fur.
Return their pet a few days later.
Now hide the bald pet.
Collect all of the hair/fur.
Go to their house and tell the person "There's been a terrible accident", show the hair/fur.
Return their pet a few days later.
superblobby Posted: 15:38 Sep14 2007
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I'm a deep sleeper. Your turn.
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latiasfinder Posted: 15:39 Sep14 2007
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I laughed really hard there. xDDD
I would have to smear chocolate on a persons's walls and bedsheets while they slept, and when they woke up, look all grave and say 'You did it again.'
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I would have to smear chocolate on a persons's walls and bedsheets while they slept, and when they woke up, look all grave and say 'You did it again.'
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superblobby Posted: 15:39 Sep14 2007
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That's no prank, that's just sick.
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Rhodri Posted: 15:43 Sep14 2007
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No one can sleep through a fat attack.
No matter how heavy your slumber, you can guarantee that the fatty is heavier.
No matter how heavy your slumber, you can guarantee that the fatty is heavier.
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Pandaemonium Posted: 15:44 Sep14 2007
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"Foaming" = the general term for that prank, regardless of the actual substance used. But since you clearly don't understand simple terminology, I'll rephrase in simpler terms.
If you don't want to get the crap kicked out of you, you shouldn't be applying squirty cream to the hands and face of a sleeping fatty.
If you don't want to get the crap kicked out of you, you shouldn't be applying squirty cream to the hands and face of a sleeping fatty.
superblobby Posted: 15:58 Sep14 2007
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So you should read again.
A used squirty cream, to avoid getting the crap kicked outta me...
A used squirty cream, to avoid getting the crap kicked outta me...
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atroxletum Posted: 16:51 Sep14 2007
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Heres a good one if someone you know has a cat get some lemon juice spray it all over the cats litter box and for the next week the cat goes in the floor because cats wont go near lemon juice
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Husky Boy Posted: 21:05 Sep14 2007
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During our Recollection(Class Retreat), We sstayed up till 12, then We started drawing on everyones faces. We were given detention.
Pandaemonium Posted: 03:57 Sep15 2007
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Somebody smeared my face with squirty cream once, so I headbutted him squarely between the eyes. Survey says that your fatty must be a serious coward not to take any action against you.
Raikiri Posted: 04:33 Sep15 2007
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2 girls once asked me for my est mates number so i gave them pizza dominoes number,they were blonde as well,And stupid so they weere like,"hello is Jono(My mate) there?)
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Sig And Avy made by me...Raikiri :D
superblobby Posted: 04:40 Sep15 2007
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Or, quite possibly, he doesn't always see violence as the answer.
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Pandaemonium Posted: 05:32 Sep15 2007
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Raikiri: And they didn't realise they'd been had when the guy answered the phone with "Hello, Domino's Pizza"? Failtality.
superblobby: Then why didn't you just use shaving foam?
superblobby: Then why didn't you just use shaving foam?
superblobby Posted: 05:53 Sep15 2007
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Safety precausion. 
He's the type that is kind of unpredictable.
He's the type that is kind of unpredictable.
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Rayquazarox250 Posted: 05:59 Sep15 2007
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Best prank ever if your friend has a dog put fakey doggy poo in his bed, the kitchen sink, the bathroom and anywhere else they go mental
Umm.. yeah....
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