Darth_Bacon
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What are some of the funniest quotes, human or covenant that you've heard?
I revel in sadistic glee at the crushing of souls, but I soon mourn over the lives so cruelly cut short. So the cycle begins anew.
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koduse
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my favorite is when i was playing on "the arbiter" I threw a plasma grenade and one of the evil grunt things runs to it going "ooh! food!" another is the grunts, "that's right, cowar coward"
Lord Of Games
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Whoops I mean Imeant to do that.
pokemaniackid
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O.K. there were 3/4 Grunts and 1 Elite. I Killed the Elite and a Grunt started screaming "They kill leader! Run!!" and they all started running around. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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MasterDanger3
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i threw a plasma grenade on a grunt and he screamed "Not again!"
green machinep60
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on the level cairostation,when theres a elite and two brutes are
guarding him,the elite went past one of the grunts(the grunts who says
where right again)one of them sniffed the elites but
guarding him,the elite went past one of the grunts(the grunts who says
where right again)one of them sniffed the elites but
Hellow welcome to my restraunt heres our menue. We have nice hamburgers and cheese burgers. The hamburger/cheese burger is fresh picked from peoples noses. But we also have sandwiches. It includes fries and heres your sandwich and fries. POOOOF theres you
SPARTAN-139
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Grunt= "bad cyborg"
A sword is like a key...when you stick it in people it unlocks their death.
The saiyain king
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Johson= Don't make me take my belt off!
SPARTAN-139
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Marine: Whoa it's like a post card. Dear sarge kickin *** in outer space wish you were here.
Johnson: I heard that. Jackass
Johnson: I heard that. Jackass
A sword is like a key...when you stick it in people it unlocks their death.
featspartan
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All you can do is pray for a qwick death... that you aint goin to get
Ultima(elite)
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"Do I LOOK like an eight foot blue alien?"
- Srgt. Johnson
- Srgt. Johnson
green machinep60
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I was a trator to the marines and they said that man you killed just had a monkey
Hellow welcome to my restraunt heres our menue. We have nice hamburgers and cheese burgers. The hamburger/cheese burger is fresh picked from peoples noses. But we also have sandwiches. It includes fries and heres your sandwich and fries. POOOOF theres you
ddog64
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"Please, don't shake the light bulb." Johnson
"That's right, run you Mothers, run!" Johnson
If you "Accidentilly" shoot one of your own guys in the face, they scream,"My face, my beautiful face!"
"That's right, run you Mothers, run!" Johnson
If you "Accidentilly" shoot one of your own guys in the face, they scream,"My face, my beautiful face!"
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Fenix kicks *** for the sig and avy.
Fenix kicks *** for the sig and avy.
Ryu-Sama
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this isnt a quote by shooting an enemy or the such, this is a cut-scene quote
Cortana - Thanks sargent, HE never gets me anything!
Sgt. Johnson - I know what the ladies like!
Cortana - Thanks sargent, HE never gets me anything!
Sgt. Johnson - I know what the ladies like!
Ryu-Sama
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also on halo one, after shooting a grunt, they all woke up and one screamed "im gonna bite your kneecaps off!!"
Grimreaper7
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I once heard a grunt say:You give me your armor, then we see who tough!
green machinep60
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Do I look like an eight foot blue alien monster.Also befor you face taturase johnson says, please dont shake the light bulb, if you want to keep your brain inside your head I`ll tell those boys to chew.
Hellow welcome to my restraunt heres our menue. We have nice hamburgers and cheese burgers. The hamburger/cheese burger is fresh picked from peoples noses. But we also have sandwiches. It includes fries and heres your sandwich and fries. POOOOF theres you
laxgodx
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i was fighting a grunt and it sed "demon! help me! demon" dropped its pistol and ran away
featspartan
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Do you know how to pilot this thing?
NO!
Well whose piloting it now?
NO!
Well whose piloting it now?
Arbitor
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i luched a grenade at an eliet it stuck to him. he ran for it but banged into a wall right ( seriously ) he fell and saig "noooooo! i dont wanna die" a grunt ran past him and blew up the both of them to pits and bobs
i swear that happend in halo 2 the level gravemind it was funny but i couldne see it very well as 4 or 5 more eliets came
i swear that happend in halo 2 the level gravemind it was funny but i couldne see it very well as 4 or 5 more eliets came
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